Friday, January 20, 2012

I Didn't Say It........

Rosie O'Donnell, on the virulently anti-gay GOP:
"We’re a backward nation in many ways. That’s one of the ways most evident nowadays especially with the election--to think you can turn on the presidential debate and you can have people actually say they think being gay is wrong is shocking in 2012. It’s shocking to me. I remember being at home and announced we were engaged and being in Chicago and getting overwhelming support from everyone and watching [the Perry anti-gay] ad saying I don’t believe you people have the same rights as other people in this country. That’s not what America was founded on. It was hurtful and shocking. In the wake of teen suicides and gay bullying, I don’t understand why politicians or anybody thinks they can get away with that.”

The fact is, they can't get away with it. Support for marriage equality is on the rise. DADT is dead, and DOMA will soon follow. The GOP and goosestepping, jackbooted asshats like Perry and Santorum, are merely pandering to the vocal fringes.
They'll soon learn how out of touch they are, and will come pandering back this direction.

Andrew Sullivan, on Obama's critics:
"Under Obama, support for marriage equality and marijuana legalization has crested to record levels. Under Obama, a crucial state, New York, made marriage equality for gays an irreversible fact of American life. Gays now openly serve in the military, and the Defense of Marriage Act is dying in the courts, undefended by the Obama Justice Department. Vast government money has been poured into noncarbon energy investments, via the stimulus. Fuel-emission standards have been drastically increased. Torture was ended. Two moderately liberal women replaced men on the Supreme Court. Oh, yes, and the liberal holy grail that eluded Johnson and Carter and Clinton, nearly universal health care, has been set into law. Politifact recently noted that of 508 specific promises, a third had been fulfilled and only two have not had some action taken on them. To have done all this while simultaneously battling an economic hurricane makes Obama about as honest a follow-through artist as anyone can expect from a politician."

Word.
Repeat every time someone says he's done nothing.

Ethan Sabo, a 22 year-old self-described homocon, on "those" gays: 
“Here’s my main thing with gays. You want people to accept you, you want people to give you rights, and you want people to be nice to you. And yet when I go out in public, you guys are the most sickest, nastiest people I’ve ever seen. You make sure you flaunt your gayness in front of everybody. I’ve never met a gay person on the right that goes to a gay pride parade, gets naked, or puts little bootie shorts on and walks around. Never seen that. You wonder why people hate you, you wonder why people don’t like you, you wonder why people spit on you and beat the living crap out of you all. You wonder why? That’s why."

Wow.
Self-loathing much?
Um, Ethan, you mindless fuck. Not every gay man is like you described, on the left or on the right. We are all kinds of people, with all kinds of experiences, morals, values,. ethics, and for one of our own to label us as such, and to infer that if we get beaten or spit upon it's somehow our own fault, is reprehensible.
Mindless, little, self-loathing fuck.

Bill Maher, on Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum's fixation on gay sex: 
"This guy thinks about gay sex more than any gay man in America. There's a guy down in West Hollywood working down at Dorothy's and Dildos who does not think about gay sex as much as Rick Santorum."

Seriously.
I mean, I'm a big flaming queen and I don't think about gay sex all the time, or talk about it all the time.
Methinks maybe Frothy wants an experience, but I cannot imagine a single homosexual willing to take that on.

Nancy Pelosi, on gay Republican taunting of Barney Frank: 
"Oh, but what about them? He chooses a party that supports his values. They've chosen a party that supports their income--a party that denigrates them and treats them with disrespect."

At a New year's Day party, one topic of conversation was the LCR. And not one person, of the gay or straight variety at this gathering, could understand being a gay Republican.
I understand being conservative. I'm far from it, but I understand it. But to wish to team up with a party that basically stomps on you every chance they get makes absolutely no sense to me.

Mitt Romney, playing the Don't Hate Me Cuz I'm Rich card:
"You know, I think it’s about envy. I think it’s about class warfare. When you have a president encouraging the idea of dividing America based on the 99 percent versus one percent — and those people who have been most successful will be in the one percent — you have opened up a whole new wave of approach in this country which is entirely inconsistent with the concept of one nation under God. The American people, I believe in the final analysis, will reject it."

Here's my take: I don't begrudge Mittsy for being rich. What I begrudge is his John  McCain-esque sense of entitlement about the White House, in that he thinks because he's run so often for office he somehow deserves it.
I resent his statements about being unemployed like a lot of Americans when he's worth $250 million. I resent him acting as though $375,000 in speaker's fees is "not much" when it takes a lot of people ten to twenty years, YEARS, to make that much.
I resent that his wealth has made him so out of touch.
And such a dick.

Suze Orman, on marriage equality and the GOP:
“Obviously, it is no secret that I’m gay. So it is very difficult for me to look at any Republican nominee and go, ‘that’s who I want in office.. My social issue affects my financial issue. And the reason why it affects my financial issue is that if I die, Kathy [Travis]--my partner--is going to lose 50 percent of what I have because we can’t be married."

Again. This is what I mean about the LCR.
They cannot have the best interests of the LGBT community in mind when they turn to the GOP.
They just can't.

Pat Buchannan, on why MSNBC fired him:
“Look, for a long period of time the hard left, militant gay rights groups, militant — they call themselves civil rights groups, but I’m not sure they’re concerned about civil rights — people of color, Van Jones, these folks and others have been out to get Pat Buchanan off T.V., deny him speeches, get his column canceled.”

I love how he gets fired because he's a racist, homophobic pigfucking douchenozzle, and then he gets all racist and homophobic and pigfucking and douchenozzle-y trying to explain how he isn't a racist homophobic pigfucking douchenozzle.
Bye Pat. Pigfucker.

Dan Savage, on the LGBT community and the GOP:
"America is waking up to the fact that we're not bogeymen, and we're not coming to do any harm, and that we're your daughters and sons and neighbors, sometimes your parents, your co-workers, friends, colleagues. The Republican party, in this desperate [nod] to its dying evangelical base, is just ramping up the homophobia, and they're doing themselves real long-term damage. What's interesting is that, you look at who's been doing the most hate speech: Bachmann? She's out. Herman Cain? He's out. Perry? He's all but out. Santorum? He's running fourth, he's trailing even in conservative South Carolina. It's not winning them the election anymore. It's not 1992; Pat Buchanan can't get up and give a 'gay rights never, family values forever' speech at the Republican National Convention anymore. Times have changed."

As usual, I agree with Dan.
The times are changing. People are beginning to see that marriage equality doesn't hurt anyone' that DADT was a hug mistake. That DOMA is discriminatory.
The tide is shifting people. Can you feel it?

Mike Reynolds, Oklahoma state lawmaker, on reinstating DADT for members of the National Guard:
"It doesn’t say if you are gay you can't join the military, if you are gay you can’t be in the military, what it says is don’t go out there and promote it. It was a policy that was in place for 16 years and nobody except a couple of radical activists found any harm in the policy and as a pay off for those radical activists for helping him become elected, President Barack Obama chose to reverse the policy.”

Nobody except a couple of radical activists found any harm in people being fired for being gay?
Oh, Mike, you're Sally Kern in a cheap suit.
Oklahom-ophobic asshats, both of you.

George Clooney, on marriage equality:
“It is astonishing that gay and lesbian Americans are still treated as second-class citizens. I am confident that, very soon, the laws of this nation will reflect the basic truth that gay and lesbian people--like all human beings--are born equal in dignity and rights......I think the world is changing and it's becoming less and less of an issue and I think it shouldn't be long now," Clooney said. "I think younger people are looking at this like, 'Who cares?' I do believe it's generational, much like the civil rights movement. Young people started taking to the streets and things changed. This really is the final leg of the civil rights movement."

This is what I'm most looking forward to, is the day when all of these folks fought against equality, realize they are on the losing side, and switch teams to act as though they always supported LGBT rights.
We have a long memory, bigots.

Bill Keller, televangelist AKA Christian used car salesman, on Mitt Romney and Mormons:
"Romney and Mormons will quote from the Bible to further their deception of being a Christian, but don't believe the Bible is the inspired, inerrant Word of God as Christians. Instead, they view the Bible as a flawed and incomplete book, using the writings of Mormon founder Joseph Smith, the Book of Mormon, the Pearl of Great Price, the Doctrines and Covenants, as their theological authority. Romney and Mormons also view Biblical Christians as inferior to those in their 'church.' Romney also believes in Smith's 'White Horse Prophecy' that states the nation will be in chaos, a Mormon will become President, and under the guise of saving the union set aside the US Constitution and enact a Mormon theocracy. These fantastical beliefs are why Romney and Mormons are no more a Christian than a Muslim is!"

Wow, one fell swoop and he denigrates Mormons and Muslims, all in the name of Jesus and God.
They would be so proud.

David Furnish, Elton's husband, still complaining about Madonna's Golden Globe win:
“I think it was a fluke . . . When this happens you have to question the integrity of the awards. Did Madonna get the Golden Globe because she attended the awards and agreed be a presenter? Can you sing Madonna’s song? Can you hum it? It’s a song nobody has heard, from a film few have seen. The award should have gone to Mary J. Blige or Elton. I like Madonna’s music, but not her movies. She should stick to what she is good at.”

Wow, is there anything worse than a queen with a grudge?
Let it go, David.
Build a big gay bridge and get over it.

Scott Lively, on the Southern Poverty Law Center calling his Abiding Truth Ministries a hate group:
"My prayer, as one who really does hate irrational prejudice, is that the Lord by His sovereign power will remove this dangerous, hate-spreading organization from our nation and cause its leaders and members to repent for their wickedness. I want to make clear that I am asking God himself to destroy their organization."

Does anyone else find it ironic that a man who fronts a group that has been designated as a hate group and tries to persuade the public that it's not a hate group, asks God to destroy something?
Oh, Scott, you are a hate group. You are.

Brian Brown, on 2012 being a "make or break year for marriage":
"Already this year, major new pushes to legalize same-sex marriage have erupted in Washington State and New Jersey. And with just days left before the South Carolina primary, we are at a critical moment in the race for the GOP nomination for president. NOM is committed to making sure voters have a marriage champion who will stand as a clear alternative to President Obama this November. Remember, we are fighting to stop a small group of zealots from discarding 3,000 years of human history and redefining our country's biblical traditions on sex and marriage as the equivalent of bigotry. If we lose, the result will be the absolute destruction of marriage in America...in your state, in my state, in all 50 states!"

Keep goosestepping Brian Brownshirt.
Like the Nazis, you are on the wrong side of history.

11 comments:

  1. Ethan Sabo: you fucking piece of shit: if you don't want to see me in my bootie shorts, don't come to the gay pride parade. You don't belong their anyway! I';; make a deal with you- if you don't come to my gay pride parade and make fun of my bootie shorts, I won't come to you church and taunt you when you lie to Jeebus about how you love mankind and want peace on earth!

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  2. One day, I'm going to be an old lady rocking in my rocking chair, lapdog on my knee, and there will be a nice long article in the NY Times that looks back on this election and how it brought about the death of homophobia as a campaign platform.

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  3. "Methinks maybe Frothy wants an experience, but I cannot imagine a single homosexual willing to take that on."

    Maybe Ethan Sabo is free...I'm just sayin'! ;)

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  4. Dear Brian Brown, we just have one more vote in our state senate to win.
    Putting on my helmet and body armor in case my marriage blows up.

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  5. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Ethan Sabo puts the con in HomoCon. His rant makes him sound just like a sick, nasty gay basher.

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  6. Ethan Sabo needs to have a seat

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  7. Damn, I love your Friday posts. I genuinely hope that President Obama gets another term so that the GOP will have more time to get their shit together and come up with an intelligent choice to lead the citizen’s of our nation … all of the citizens, including non-heterosexuals … toward a happy, peaceful and prosperous future. Their desperate scramble to find someone, anyone, other than Obama is frightening.

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  8. Boy, after reading this week's crop, you would think we're a polarized society! What's up with all the asshats getting the sound bites? Why can't us regular peaceable, accepting, unasshatables get a sound bite? You never hear any butterflies dancing over rainbows while kittens softly sleep in clothes baskets kind of stuff from the media.

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  10. Anonymous7:40 PM

    Ethan Sabo likes homos now, but ask him about his girlfriend he was accused of raping that resulted in that little bundle of joy! Wonder if he pays child support??

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  11. Anonymous7:45 PM

    The Rockdale Reporter: 6/25/09 Ethan Sabo, 19, Rockdale, sexual assault of a child.

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