Wow! I NEVER Saw This Coming

I don't follow The Bachelor/Bachelorette shows, unless you can call being subjected to the constant media blitz watching. See, I've always been a skeptic that someone, anyone, can find true love by TV-dating twenty-six people, and whittling it down over the course of twelve or fourteen weeks until you are left with two people you absolutely love, and then you pick one and crush the other,.

I never thought it would work. And it never really has. Except for that one girl and whats-his-name......So, is there any surprise that recent Bachelor, Jake Pavelka, who pinged my gaydar like many of the other "bachelors" and his TV fiancee, Vienna Girardi, have called it quits.

Nope.

But what is surprising is the mud being flung.

She calls him a media whore who left her home alone while he went on photo shoots and interviews, and did that other show I don't watch, Dancing With Media Whores.

He, on the other hand, doesn't call her a media whore, he simply goes for whore. He is now accusing his former fiancee of cheating on him with Gregory Michael, an actor on the ABC Family show "Greek."

Vienna, not a media whore at all, Tweeted, because the entire world needs to know her business, that she isn't a cheater. But, um, Vienna, why don't you just shut your yap; you had your fifteen minutes, and it's over. Go back to being the town slut, or whatever it was that brought you to the attention of ABC and The Bachelor.

Get a life.

And, while she's doing it, you do it, too, Jake. What makes anyone with half a brain think that they can be thrown into a room with twenty-six-or-so strangers, and then date them all, and toss some aside, and be intimate with four or five, and then truly think they've fallen in love by the end of the season.

It's all manufactured.

It's all sick.

It's all fake.