Jan Brewer is A %#&$*@!% Liar

Y'all know Jan Brewer, right? That Arizona Asshat. That Sister Of Sarah. That Wingnut. Well, now you can add Monumental Liar to that list of alterna-names.

Jan Brewer, Liar-In-Chief of the Great Fascist State Of Arizona, got her jackboots all twisted when people began comparing her idea of "Show me your papers" to that old Nazi version of same. Jan didn't like being compared to Nazi's.

Why, you ask?

Well, Governor Asshat told the Arizona Republic, and I quote because she actually said it: "The Nazi comments ... they are awful. Knowing that my father died fighting the Nazi regime in Germany, that I lost him when I was 11 because of that ... and then to have them call me Hitler's daughter. It hurts. It's ugliness beyond anything I've ever experienced."

I feel bad now. Her dad died fighting the Nazi's and here I am, calling her a Nazi. I feel bad.

Except.

The truth of the matter is that Jan Brewer's Hitler-Fighting-Dying-While-Killing-Nazi's-In-Germany father, Wilford Drinkwine, never left the good old US of A during WWII. He was stationed in that hotbed of Nazi activity: Henderson, Nevada.

Oh yeah.

And he didn't die in the war. He died ten years after the war. in California, where I think he may have been fighting over a parking space and not the Nazi's. Or maybe he died of lung disease. Which is the story Jan Brewer used to tell, but I wonder about that now, too.

Jan Brewer is an Effing-Asshatted-Liar of Epic Proportions. To denigrate the memory of her own father, just to gather a little sympathy for her own Fascist Regime that she's building in the deserts of Arizona. Her own father.

She is one sick, twisted bitch.

Of course, and this is the really good part. Her mouthpiece, Dumbass McDipstick, or, um, Paul Senseman--whose own name is an oxymoron--says that Governor Jan "Wingnutting Liar" Brewer meant to suggest Drinkwine had died from the toxic fumes he'd inhaled in the factory.

While fighting the Nazi's.

In Nevada.

Senseman added: "She wasn't embellishing the story at all."

No, Paul, she was outright lying, and taking one long crap on the memory of her father, and the memory of all those men, and women, who did die in Germany fighting the Nazi's and weren't in Nevada going to the Tropicana to ogle showgirls and drown themselves in bourbon on the weekends.

I thought Jan Brewer should be sentenced to hell for her outrageous new laws, but this, this really takes the cake.

Your father, Jan Brewer, and most of us, are disgusted by you.

You're despicable.