Top Chef DC: A Cast Of Characters

I had no idea it was celebrity Top Chef, so imagine my surprise......

The Reverend Jim from Taxi, and The Brown-Haired-Sister-From-Insert Sitcom Name Here

Joanna Kerns from TVs Growing Pains, and Random Hot Guy.

The Gay one--seriously, he prepped for the show by getting a facial and dancing, and Biff Tannen, from Back To The Future I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VII not XI, but X.

Former Lesbian and Full-time-Crazy, Anne Heche, and Meg Ryan, before the lip enhancement.

Veteran character actor James Earl Jones, and Telemundo's Drew Carey.

Infomercial Mom, and Oscar winner Angela Bassett

Cliff Claven from Cheers, and Tootie, from the Facts Of Life.

Randy Jackson and Rosie O'Donnell

And our first castoff, Maya Angelou, who left us with a poem,

Cranberries are red,

Blueberries are blue,

I made a dessert,

Eric Ripert, Fuck you.