From Round-The-Way-Gay, and frequent ISBL contributor, Neal, comes the theory of the "Real" Man:
A real man is a woman's, or in my case, a man's, best friend.
He will never stand me up and never let me down.
He will reassure me when I feel insecure and comfort me after a bad day.
He will inspire me to do things I never thought I could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable me to express my deepest emotions and give in to my most intimate desires.
He will make sure I always feels as though I am the most attractive man in the room and will enable me to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind.
And I was so close to calling my huasband, of 24yrs, at work and tell him I love him, but the vodka in the kitchen is closer. Your funny.
ReplyDeleteOh, that explains why I'm single. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI love his artwork. His calendar was one of my all time favorites. This piece is great.
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