From Round-The-Way-Gay, and frequent ISBL contributor, Neal, comes the theory of the "Real" Man:
A real man is a woman's, or in my case, a man's, best friend.
He will never stand me up and never let me down.
He will reassure me when I feel insecure and comfort me after a bad day.
He will inspire me to do things I never thought I could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable me to express my deepest emotions and give in to my most intimate desires.
He will make sure I always feels as though I am the most attractive man in the room and will enable me to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind.
3 comments:
And I was so close to calling my huasband, of 24yrs, at work and tell him I love him, but the vodka in the kitchen is closer. Your funny.
Oh, that explains why I'm single. LOL!
I love his artwork. His calendar was one of my all time favorites. This piece is great.
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