Thank You Iowa

This will be short, and oh so sweet.

Iowa gubernatorial candidate, Bob Vander Plaats, lost his primary bid last night.

Big time.

Vander Plaats, who based his campaign almost solely on the I-Hate-Gays-And-They-Shouldn't-Be-Allowed-To-Marry mantra, was told by Iowa voters that they have other things on their minds, like, oh I dunno, the economy, war, oil spills, you know that stuff.

So Little Bobby Vander Plaats is done.

Buh-bye asshat!