Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Get Thee To A Homo Depot


Carlos and I loves us some Homo Depot; it's kind of a homo away from home, and we make the pilgrimage once a week or so. Which is why this story has raised my ire.

The God-fearing-Homo-Hating folks at the American Family Association have decided to attack Home Depot because the "fix-it giant" hosted a crafts workshop for kids at Southern Maine Pride.

Home Depot was helping kids.

That's bad, because it was at a Gay pride event, and we all know homos only want kids around for one thing: indoctrination so we can take over the world, paint it lavender, and make everyone have same-sex-sex.

Damn the AFA for spoiling the plot!

From the AFA:

Home Depot is basically encouraging the attendance of children at events which openly expose them to transvestites, cross-dressers, and homosexual activists.
Unfortunately, Home Depot's participation in the Southern Maine Pride Festival
doesn't stand alone. It has also sponsored and participated in the 2010 Boston
Gay Pride parade. Homosexuals often exploit young children in their desire to
'normalize' their gay lifestyle. Gay pride events have a long track record for
offensive public displays of homosexual conduct. Obviously, Home Depot is OK
with the idea of exposing children to an unhealthy and risky environment. So
much so, it is willing to also celebrate it by participating in its promotion.
Send an email to let Home Depot know you are sickened by their support and
approval of children at homosexual events. If you are a customer, please add an
additional personal line to our prepared letter to Home Depot. After sending
your email, make an extra effort to protect children by calling Home Depot
personally. Brad Shaw is the Vice President of Public Relations. His direct
number is 770-384-5350.
But rather than bothering Brad with your hate speech, you can tell him how much you appreciate The Home Depot for it's tolerance and acceptance of all people by calling him at the same number, or email the Home Depot at consumeraffairs@HomeDepot.com.
thanks to Joe.My.God. for the story.

4 comments:

froggy said...

My girlfriends and I call Home Depot 'home despot' and Lowe's 'hardware hell' - this is an outright admittance that we have no mad skillz in this area. And that letting the husbands loose in these stores does msjor damage to the budget. We will have to rethink our attitudes - or at least as far as Home Depot is concerned.

madtexter (corey james) said...

The AFA - what hypocrits. They don't know anything about 'normal' families, because there is no such thing.

Kudos to Home Depot. Think I'll find the local chapter of the American Family ASSociation, show up in drag and ask for a membership.

The more I read about this nonsense, the more I believe there must be a 'hate gene' in some people.

jadedj said...

Holy crap! Lavender? Now that's scary. Getting married is one thing, but lavender...

Seriously, great idea, email HD with the same prepared letter only change the bias. Har!

Oh and, the AFA has nothing to do with family values, and everything to do with control, CONTROL, PEOPLE!

R.J. said...

I'm going to continue to do what I do best, which is support Home Depot by buying all my hardware stuff from them.