Newt Might Divorce The GOP And Marry A Third Party

When you really look at it, the GOP is in a shambles. I mean, the voters can't seem to decide if they want Mittsy "Regular Joe" Romney, who is just like me, but makes $33,000 a day, or if they want moral conservative, and serial adulterer, Newt Gingrich.
But I digress. The most interesting thing that came out of the Florida Primary yesterday might have been missed, it was so easily glossed over. See, Newt Gingrich hinted that he might leave the GOP; just like he left two of his three wives. Apparently, even Newt Gingrich thinks the GOP is sick, because, you know, that's what he does, leave when you're sick and carry on with a new party.

According to the HuffPo, if you listened carefully to Newt's concession speech, you heard him mention the possibility of a third party run at the White House. Gingrich declared that he would no longer run a "Republican campaign but a people's campaign."
People's campaign? Newt apparently has an ego bigger than his basketball-shaped head if he thinks he's the "people's" candidate.
Gingrich also said, as the orchestra in his head began to play the first chord of 'Don't Cry For Me, Argentina,' "If I become your president, I pledge to you my life, my fortune and my sacred honor."
But he'll dump you if you get sick, or he doesn't get his way.


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