Just For Giggles

from Round-The-Way gay, Neal:

A father buys a lie detector Robot that slaps you when you lie and decides to test it out on his son at supper table.

Father asks the son, "Where were you last night?"

Son replies, "I was at the library"

The robot slaps the son.

"OK I was at a friend's house, watching a movie!"

Father says, "What movie?"

"Toy Story."

Robot slaps the son.

"OK it was porn!"

Father yells, "What? When I was your age I did not know what porn was."

Robot slaps the father.

Mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son."

Robot slaps the mother.