I Ain't One To Gossip, But.....

Oh oh, LiLo. Old habits are back! 
Lohan appeared to be under the influence when she was at the Chateau Marmont on Sunday night with a group of girlfriends. But that wasn't the shocker. It was her frequent trips to the ladies room with a male friend that got folks talking. 
An eyewitness--and by eyewitness, I mean, coke whore--says: “Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time. When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.”
Looks like Probation Lindsay is back!
The eyewitness then says: “Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party – his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.”
High as a kite and left out of the fancy shindig.
That's our Lohan.

All sorts of rumors on the JLo front, and an high-larious bit of unintentional comedy.First up, one magazine says JLo and Marc Anthony are this/close to reconciling after their very cozy joint appearance promoting their new reality show. Folks says JLo isn't all that happy with her Dancing Toddler as she was a few months back. Of course, this is after giving him a 10K a week allowance, and having him "hired" to work at American Idol, so don't put a lot of stock there.
And then there came talk, from that bastion of professional journalism, Matt Lauer, about a possible JLo and Caspar Smart wedding, which would result in her new name, Jennifer Smart. As a question, the answer to that would be 'No.'
So, she's back with Marc or she's marrying the back-up. That's the rumor.
The high-larious bit is when she said this to Lauer, about trying to give her children the same kind of upbringing she had: "I loved my upbringing. I’ve tried to give them the same thing, just in a bigger house. The same family....the same foods. You know, I try to just keep what was so good about growing up Puerto Rican in the Bronx, lower middle class family. The same things, the same values that were important to my mom and my dad and what I’ve learned from that upbringing I’ve tried to bring to them."
She's raising her kids lower middle class? How many lower middle class moms give their boy-toys ten grand a week? How many lower middle class moms buy $3,000 strollers? Or build them nurseries with crystal chandeliers? 
Lopez. Funny. And tragic.

So, there's this peripheral Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville. She was the one who was married to Eddie Cibrian before he began cheating on her with Singing Bag O'Bones, LeAnn Rimes.
Well, Brandi's kind of a whore, and she loves to talk.
She claimed in an interview that she'd had an affair--for all of ten minutes, I'm guessing--with Gerard Butler. She says, of his sexual capabilities, that he rates an 11 out of a possible 10.
Now, I wonder if this is before, or after, he's been hosed down? But I digress.
But then, while walking the streets of LA this week, Butler was stopped by TMZ and asked about Brandi's sexy rating, and he replied, “Who’s Brandi Glanville?”
So, either she's a lying whore who was never the recipient of a Butler Schtup, or he's a man-whore who dips his wick into so many wannabes he can't even be bothered to remember names.
Either way......ick.

Okay, so we've all heard about Demi Moore's recent hospitalization after "smoking something" and ALLEGEDLY sniffing a little nitrous oxide. And there have been stories that she's addicted to Adderall. 
She's a mess. I hope she gets help. I mean, there are twenty-year-olds out there who need girlfriends, right?But, what I find funny is what people who supposedly know Demi Moore are now saying about her.
A source close to the actress--and by source, it's probably her Adderall supplier--says, “Ego-wise, this is the worst thing that could happen to Demi, because she’s such a private person. She’s embarrassed.”
This does not describe the woman who used to Tweet photos of herself in a bikini, or Tweet personal love notes to her then-boy-husband, Ashton Kutcher. So, let's stop saying she's a private person.
The source also says: “Demi Moore has long crafted her image as a polished, glamorous star." Glamorous? And yet her publicist leaks stories about Demi's ALLEGED sexiness and pictures of her dancing on tables. Polished? Maybe the table.
Most folks, however, aren't buying these stories about the issues of Demi's life causing her recent flame-out. Most folks are saying it's because of her desperate desire to stay young; or at least think she looks young. And skinny.Which leads to a diet of Red Bulls and Adderall, with a side helping of nitrous.

New 'It' boy, Michael Fassbender is getting quite the reputation. And not just for showing penis in nearly every movie he makes, but for being a crazy party dude.
Just to be clear, he's light years away from Lohan Partying, but, still, the 34-year-old actor was asked to leave the after-party for his movie ‘A Dangerous Method’ this week. Fassbender was in high spirits as he celebrated at Mayfair restaurant 34 following the London premiere of the film but following antics including dancing his co-stars Keira Knightley and Viggo Mortensen around the room, taking over the venue’s piano and finally lighting up a cigarette, he was asked to leave.
A source--and by source, I mean, maybe Lindsay, since she's known to sneak into parties uninvited--said, “Michael was politely asked to leave. He was in good spirits but it was becoming a bit of a handful for the other guests. He was grabbing his co-stars and waltzing around the room with them. He lit a cigarette indoors and that was the point it had gone too far."
I wonder, though, had he whipped out his Little Fassbender, might he have been allowed to stay?