Oscar Hits and Misses and Misters

Best in Show

Jessica Chastain.
Hands down my favorite.

Michelle Williams.
So cute.

Emma Stone.
Loving.Her.

Viola Davis.
Such a gorgeous woman.

Octavia Spencer.
Stunning.

Meryl Streep.
Looked like Oscar®.

Glenn Close.
Still got it.

Penelope Cruz.
Elegant.

Cameron Diaz.
Looks like she took a pre-show bath this year.

Missed It By That Much

Sandra Bullock.
Loved the backless-ness,
but the top didn't seem to fit.

Rose Byrne.
Severe hair and too skinny.

Worst in Show

Nancy O'Dell.
U-G-L-Y.
You ain't got no alibi, you ugly.

Angelina Jolie.
The dress isn't bad, but that pose....?

Berenice Bejo.
Without the granny sleeves,
it might have worked.

Gwynethh Paltrow.
Someone thinks she Oscar® royalty.
She ain't.

Kate Mara.
Why so sad?

Kristen Wiig.
It was a case of
The Dress Wore Her.

Melissa MacCarthy.
Look at Octavia Spencer to see how
a big girl should look.
This has too much going on
and she received the Carlos Piñata Award.

Bangs

Ellie Kemper.
They don't work.
Where are your eyes.

Rooney Mara.
This is how bangs are done.

Why Are They Here?

Diddy.

Jane Seymour.

Why Aren't They Everywhere?

And Why Can't I Go With Them?

Zachary Quinto.
Super-man-hot.

Brad Pitt.
Even with the scruff,
he's aging handsomely.