It seems as though everyone is commenting on Aaron Schock and His Amazing Technicolor Outfit, and I didn't want to become one of the herd. I mean, clothes can't make you gay, can they?
Does the fuschia gingham shirt make him a Friend of Dorothy's?
Do the white pants make him a homo?
Does the turquoise belt make him gay?
Does the gay face mean he's a rump rider?
Or.....is he just a man who likes to look good in fabulously colorful outfits?
Doesn't make him gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
But.....aaah......a but....he went a little prissy queeny bitchy about all the assumptions that his picnic ensemble made him look a little, well, faggy, and when people began Twatting, or whatever you call it, and ALLEGING that he might swing that way, he took the drastic step of Twitting that he burned the turquoise belt.
Yeah, but Aaron, what about the rest of the drag?
Methinks he doth protest too much.