Thursday, April 22, 2010

Uh Oh


All kinds of arguments over what makes people gay, because we know they can't be born like, um, that. Is it nature versus nurture? Is it a domineering mother? An absentee father? A love for all things Garland? Power tools?

Not according to Bolivian President Evo Morales.

Speaking at a conference on climate change--which we all know is so gay--Morales basically linked being a Friend Of Dorothy to, well, there's no easy way to say it, chicken.

Morales actually linked homosexuality, and baldness among Europeans, to genetically modified foods. Morales believes genetically altered foods and that devil Coca-Cola to be “symbols of capitalism” and capitalism is bad.
Evo Morales: “Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they eat; while among the indigenous peoples there are no bald people, because we eat other things.”

He then claimed that the presence of homosexual men around the world is a consequence of inadequate nutrition, like the aforementioned chicken that he says is saturated with feminizing hormones “The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.”

Laughter erupted from the audience.

And, from the home office of a house in Smallville.


3 comments:

froggy said...

Chicken wings!! I knew it!!

Now the important question is - what is *he* eating that caused a significant lack of cognitive function?

robertga99 said...

If that's what it is I say...
EAT MOR CHIKIN!

truthspew said...

I'm surprised he didn't mention soybeans.

They contain estrogen like compounds. So eat some edamame too!