Monday, April 19, 2010

Drug Limbaugh Thinks God Is A Republican


Drug Limbaugh, apparently drinking from the fountain of Pat Robertson:

You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes — airspace has more affected — than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they’re telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they’re telling people, “There aren’t any seats until at least April 22nd,” basically a week from now. It’s got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking.

Yeah, God would speak to a drug-addicted rcaist blowhard? i don't think she would.

6 comments:

  1. Wait he didn't lay this one at the gay's doorstep?

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  2. Gays or liberals, he's always blaming one or both...

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  3. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Apparently God is taking his anger out on Iceland and Europe otherwise he would have made an American volcano erupt.

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  4. So how does this work Limbaugh...God is too dumb to just out and out say, I AM PISSED OFF, and has to go through a volcano and indirectly say it? Or not. This guy reminds me of a constipated elephant...you know the punch line.

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  5. Republicans are so out of touch they only thing they can do is try to strike fear/doom into each other and us. Note to them...it's not working so shut the fuck up

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