Thursday, April 22, 2010

Maggie Goes Bye-Bye

The Lizard Queen is stepping down.

Maggie Gallagher, homophobe, hater, bigot, asshat, wingnut, delusional fool, president and co-founder of the National Organization for Marriage [NOM], has announced that she will be leaving her position as Grand Dragon of the organization. She will be handing it over to that Spawn of Satan, Brian Brown, chief Flying Monkey, and head Goosestepper.

Gallagher, however, will remain on the Executive Committee of the Board of NOM, and will continue to direct the organization’s cultural and strategic projects. Cultural projects? Has Maggie been reduced to bringing the potato salad to the Annual Death To Gays picnic?

Gallagher said: “I’ve never had a desire to run a large political and activist organization. I don’t think it is particularly my gift."

No, hon, your gift is stepping on equal rights. Your gift is spouting hateful rhetoric. Your gift is living a life so desolate and lonely and full of despair that you want to bring down anyone you can so you can somehow feel superior.

Maggie Gallagher: “I would say this promotion is very little difference in what I do for NOM. It is more informing the rest of the world that Brian is in fact a principal of NOM, and that he has been directing NOM, particular NOM’s political operations."

I wonder just how long before Brian Brown starts toe-tapping in airport restrooms. How long until a meth-dealer-slash-escort releases details of their dates.

With the Grand Dragon gone, the boys will play.


Wonder Man said...

But that Ken doll will still be around

Robbie said...

I'm glad she's gone but there's always another bigot waiting in the wings to take her place.

Amanda B. Rekendwith said...

"Has Maggie been reduced to bringing the potato salad to the Annual Death To Gays picnic?"
You are the best, Bob.
My day isn't complete without a big helping of your wit.
Keep up the great work.