New From Ford

Round-The-Way Gay, and ISBL Smallville Bureau Chief, Neal, has discovered Ford's newest car:

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."

It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

I know I couldn't find it!