Congressman Steve King, Asshat from Iowa, believes that gay marriage will lay the cornerstone for socialism in this country. Seriously.
Between this idiot and Sally Kern, the LGBT community is responsible for everything from global warming and the economic crisis to the death of Michael Jackson and The Fashion Show.
Okay, so maybe we had a hand in The Fashion Show but we aren't taking full credit for that mess. I blame Kelly Rowland.
"If there's a push for a socialist society where the foundations of individual rights and liberties are undermined and everybody is thrown together living collectively off one pot of resources earned by everyone, this is one of the goals they have to go to, same sex marriage, because it has to plow through marriage in order to get to their goal. They want public affirmation, they want access to public funds and resources."
King wants to remind us all that he said if Iowa began allowing gay marriage, it would become a gay mecca. A gay mecca? Iowa? Doesn't Steve King know that most gay meccas include clothing optional beaches, boy bars, All-You-Can-Drink Cosmos and Home Depots? As far as I know, Iowa doesn't have the first one, maybe only a few of the second and third, and the fourth, well, they're everywhere.
But King doesn't stop his asshatitude--love it, I coined a new one--there. He goes on to say the Rick Santorum, the King of the Wingnuts, was also right when he said allowing gay marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality; or a combination thereof, in which case, men and women would enter into multiple marriages with animals. I think.
Seriously, Iowa. Do you need this kind of representation? Do you need anyone who is so narrow minded and shortsighted and, well, I'll just say it, ignorant of the world today. I saw that poll. You know the one I'm talking about. The one where over 90% of Iowans don't feel anything has changed since Marriage Equality came to town.
Howsabout the 90% of you who understand that the LGBT isn't the root cause of every single problem facing the world today, head to your voting booth the next election and send Steve King home?
The gays will take the blame for that, too.
But it's okay. We're used to it.