Emmy Fashion: Oh No You Di'n't!

Vanessa Williams.
I love you, girl. But really, lay off the botox, because you're looking less Vanessa and more MANessa, if you get my meaning.



Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl apparently just escaped from a mental hospital. The hair and make-up seem a little too Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? revival, and the dress looks like she made it up from the sheets she tied together to climb out a nuthouse window.



Blake Lively, also of Gossip Girl. Why should such a young actress already looks like she's packing melons in her top?
Seriously. Lay off the plastic surgery already.


Cicely Tyson looks like she slapped a sequined toilet paper cozy on her head.
Brilliant actress, but it appears she does not own a mirror....except for the thousands of tiny ones.
On.Her.Head.

Drew. Keep leaning back like that and you'll be showing your Barrymores to the world.

Hayden Panettierre is all of, what, twenty? And here she goes for Lana Turner: The Later Years.

The Later Years didn't even look good on Lana.

American Idol Season One Loser, Justin Guarini was also at The Emmys? WTF? Then I realized he must be working valet. Moments after this photo was taken he was asked to park Glenn Close's car.