Friday, January 29, 2016

So … This Is A Problem?

A lifeguard, known only as Jake, has published an email he received from his boss, known only as John, who was worried that the, um, size of Jake's package in his lifeguard uniform was too distracting and causing concern among people at the pool …



Have a good weekend, y’all. It’s gonna be in the 70s here so I think I’ll go to the pool …

Just sayin’.
Attitude UK

9 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

I don't see anything wrong THERE! :)

mistress maddie said...

I don't get it. I realize some people may be bashful or prude....but that's like asking a woman to try and hide her boobs! Impossible. This is also why people today are funny about nudity. Meanwhile the kids probably haven't even noticed, and their going to have to broach this subject eventually.

the dogs' mother said...

I was a life guard and nobody complained --- sigh! :-)

Bob Slatten said...

@TDM
And thanks for the spit-take!

Mitchell is Moving said...

And her boobs are too big; she needs to wear a loose T-shirt over her bathing suit. And he's too hairy. And his nipples are too big. Please!

Fearsome Beard said...

I'm on Mitchell's bandwagon. So if she has large breast are they also asking her to wear a cover up? I doubt it. However they will tell a mom she can't breast feed in public even with a cover up. Where did all these screwed up Puritan moral codes come from?

Bob Slatten said...

I can't help but think that if I was that pool manager, I'd look these fools in the face and ask why they're staring at Jake's crotch when they should be watching their kids or enjoying their swim?

Sadie J said...

Umm, where did you say Jake works? Just curious, no reason I want to know, really, ummm...

But seriously, can you imagine being the manager?

Frank said...

Remember when basketball players wore tank tops and short-shorts?