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A lifeguard, known only as Jake, has published an email he received from his boss, known only as John, who was worried that the, um, size of Jake's package in his lifeguard uniform was too distracting and causing concern among people at the pool …
 Have a good weekend, y’all. It’s gonna be in the 70s here so I think I’ll go to the pool …
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Friday, January 29, 2016
So … This Is A Problem?
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I don't see anything wrong THERE! :)
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. I realize some people may be bashful or prude....but that's like asking a woman to try and hide her boobs! Impossible. This is also why people today are funny about nudity. Meanwhile the kids probably haven't even noticed, and their going to have to broach this subject eventually.
ReplyDeleteI was a life guard and nobody complained --- sigh! :-)
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ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the spit-take!
And her boobs are too big; she needs to wear a loose T-shirt over her bathing suit. And he's too hairy. And his nipples are too big. Please!
ReplyDeleteI'm on Mitchell's bandwagon. So if she has large breast are they also asking her to wear a cover up? I doubt it. However they will tell a mom she can't breast feed in public even with a cover up. Where did all these screwed up Puritan moral codes come from?
ReplyDeleteI can't help but think that if I was that pool manager, I'd look these fools in the face and ask why they're staring at Jake's crotch when they should be watching their kids or enjoying their swim?
ReplyDeleteUmm, where did you say Jake works? Just curious, no reason I want to know, really, ummm...
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, can you imagine being the manager?
Remember when basketball players wore tank tops and short-shorts?
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