Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Globes Fashions Made Simple ... Plus, Screaming Hot Oscar Isaac


BEST DRESSED
Helen Mirren … showing all those younger girls how to pull off sexy and chic and glamorous all at the same time. Head to toe, she knows how to dress for these shows.
GREAT
Jennifer Lawrence knows fashion, though sometimes she goes over-the-top. This time she was a cool, calm, collected and perfect Ice Princess On Fire.
VERY GOOD
Julianne Moore was rockin’ the sequins at the Globes, looking every inch a glamorous star. Totally covered up, totally sexy.
GOOD
Lady Gaga dragged her Inner Marilyn onto the carpet, though she gave it a kind of Morticia Adams edge to the whole thing.
OKAY … I’M FEELIN’ IT
Usually the comics tend to get it wrong—I’m looking at Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig from years past—but Amy Schumer looked cool and sophisticated and not-at-all try hard.
THIS SHOCKED ME
JLo usually brings out the ass or the legs or the bazongas, but this year — except for the Jolie Leg — she kept herself covered up and worked it. She might have scored higher, but that face she makes on the carpets always looked, um, constipated to me.
WTF
Cate Blanchett loves couture, but I’m getting fringy pink skeletal x-ray, or bad curtains in an Old West brothel.
WORST
Katy Perry. When I firsts potted her I thought, Oh look, Lisa Vanderpump is there in an ugly dress. But it was just Katy looking decades older in a Rite Aid Bump-It™ and a too-tight dress. If she was going Old Hollywood, she just stopped at Old.
HOT MAN
Rami Malek looked so put together. He’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but there’s just something about him that gets my moor running … especially in a dark blue tuxedo.
SCORCHING
Oscar Isaac. I can’t with him because he just makes me crazy … crazy hot. I’m usually not a full facial hair guy, but on Oscar it works. Hell, on Oscar, anything works.

7 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

Helen Mirren! wow :-)

mistress maddie said...

Didn't watch......i too me Ms.Lopez was best dressed. It was stunning! Retro with a modern twist and yet dramatic! It was indeed shocking. And shocking something covered that big ass too.

Debbie said...

Like only you can make me do I just busted out laughing her at my desk. Cate Blanchett - I LOVED IT and you didn't but your description made me laugh out loud. OK ... I'll share Oscar with you but only because I know I'd never have a chance in hell in real life. How could I forget Helen Mirren!!!???

anne marie in philly said...

it's what you DON'T show that makes you confident and sexy - thank you helen!

katy perry reminds me of elvira, mistress of the dark.

jell-o is looking old. and miserable.

Blobby said...

Isaac is smokin' in anything. J.Lo? forget the dress - what did someone do to her face? Schmuer did get it right - people forget she's 160 lbs (or so she says). It's not a comic thing. Not feeling Moore's dress, but love Lawrence's.

Raybeard said...

Well, blow me down! If that Mr Isaac gets any hotter (is it poss?) I'm going to need hosing down with 10 gallons of water on the verge of freezing point. No, actually I need it this very minute!

viktor kerney said...

Oh Oscar