"I find the whole situation to be horrible and awful. Every time I see the headlines, I begin an inner hurricane of throwing up. I wanna see Jon & Kate Plus Eight: The Musical. Jon versus Kate. I wanna see four kids on one side, and four kids on the other, snapping menacingly to music as they walk toward one another."
Ryan Reynolds, aka Hottie McHottie, on Jon & Kate Plus Eight.
Uh, Ryan? Yeah, Bob here. If they do, uh, ever decide to make that, er, musical, I'd be, um real happy to go with you.