Just Sayin'

I will start off by saying that what you are about to read is gossip, pure and simple. It's all innuendo and allegation and stuff like that. I say that, before I post this, because I do not wish to be driving through the streets of Smallville one night, minding my own business, and find that I am being chased home by a black Escalade driven by a wild-eyed wacktress.

So, allegedly.....

April 2007: Rumors circulate the net that Lindsay Lohan went on a shopping spree at model Lauren Hastings house.

The problem?

Hastings wasn’t home at the time and didn’t give Lohan permission to take $10,000 dollars worth of stuff including clothes, shoes, and bags.

According to Star Magazine.....I know, I know....on April 15, 2007, Lindsay went to Lauren Hastings' house in LA, while Hastings was at a shoot in Texas. A friend who was staying at the house let her in because Lindsay claimed to have left some of her clothes there.

Once in, she took 10K worth of stuff and bounced.

August 2007: Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be 'The Face' of Louis Vuitton, until a magazine shoot went, well, wrong.

Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for Lindsay to wear in an Elle magazine photo shoot, and Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag.

A stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay continue trying to take them.

Picture it: in the bag, out of the bag, in the bag, out of the bag.

Kind of like Lindsay's life: in the bag, out of the bag, in the bag.
But she ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items--which infuriated a gaggle of queens from Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots.

Louis Vuitton kept trying to get their clothes back, but Lindsay never returned calls.

May 2008: Masha Markova who wore her $11,000 blond mink coat to 1 OAK--a nightclub in NYC--for a private party on January 26th. She took her coat off and sat down next to Lindsay Lohan.

Guess whose coat suddenly up and left?

Flash forward to February 11th, when Masha is reading OK! magazine and sees a picture of Lohan on January 26th--the night the coat went missing--wearing a blond mink coat, her coat!

Lohan steals [allegedly] then poses for the paparazzi.

Masha went all Cagney and Lacey and began searching the net for pictures of Lindsay wearing the coat before January 26th. None to be found. But, big but, she discovered a picture of Lindsay Lohan entering 1 Oak on the night of the party in a completely different coat!

Masha called 1 Oak and they essentially told her to piss off. Then she called in her legal defense team who called Lindsay's legal defense team, who must work 24/7. Suddenly 1 Oak called Masha and said they had a package for her.

The coat.

Reeking of cigarettes and booze, and with a tear in the lining.

The club denies knowing where they found the coat.

June 2009: Scotland Yard wants to talk to Lindsay Lohan about $400,000 in missing jewels.

Lohan may have some knowledge about the jewels that turned up missing after another Lindsay Lohan/Elle magazine shoot.

According to sources, Lindsay loved the jewels and kept asking if she could have them. The magazine told her she was completely nuts. Who is going to give her $400,000 worth of jewels? Then the jewels disappeared.

The jewellers asked the magazine where the jewels were and the magazine said they didn't know. Everyone pointed at Lindsay, who wasn't talking.

So, if you see $400,000 worth of jewels up for sale on eBay or being sold out of the trunk of an expensive car on Hollywood Blvd, beware.

Now........

If there ever comes a time when I am not blogging, and you don't hear from me.

It's Lindsay Lohan.

Or Paris Hilton.

Or Oprah. Yeah, Oprah.

Just sayin'.