Used to be, Michele Bachmann was the biggest moron in the GOP presidential field.
Then, along came Rick Perry.
Now, however, not content with being an also-ran, Mitt Romney seems poised to take the GOP Dumbass Award.
Remember when he told an audience of out-of-work Floridians that he was unemployed, too?
Remember when he hinted that Darth Cheney might make a good VP again?
Remember when he bought a ten-million-dollar house so he could tear it down and build an even bigger house?
Now, GOP Dumbass not-quite-frontrunner, Mitt Romney, is suggesting that he is a, get this, it's rich, like Mitt, he is a Middle Class American.
Back in Florida, at a town hall meeting in Miami, the millionaire GOP Dumbass told his audience that he favors a tax policy that will help those who have been hurt by the Obama economy: "And that's the middle class. It's not those in the low end; it's certainly not those in the very high end. It's for the great middle class - the 80 to 90 percent of us in this country."
Billionaire say what? Us?
Call the kids, alert the media, Middle Class now means millionaires, when, in fact, Mitt Romney falls smack into the bracket that President Obama is targeting with his proposed "Buffett rule" to tax millionaires.
Yes, Middle Class Dumbass Unemployed Mitt Romney is worth between $190 million and $250 million, and that's, apparently, according to him, Middle Class.
Out of touch, Mitt, out of touch.
And looking like as much of a GOP Dumbass as your forerunners, Bachmann and Perry.