And, amazingly, I don't think any of them are natural blonds!
Jane Lynch. She is the best ever!
As for the rest of your asshats? I'm thinking they were dropped as babies, or huffed gas as teens. There is no other viable reason to explain the crap that falls from their mouths.
And Kyle gave us this:
But the winner this week is Cubby, responding to I Ain't One To Gossip, But....Delusional Blond Diva Edition, for his spot on review of the movie Contagion and revealing the only reason I'd go see it: