Thursday, September 08, 2011

Dating In 1960

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.

He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. 'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink?Lemonade? Tea?'

'Tea, please,' Fred said. 

Mother brought the tea, and asked, 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?'

'Oh, probably watch a film, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the milk bar, maybe take a walk on the beach.'

'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mother informed him.

'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows raised.

'Oh yes,' mother continued, 'When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!'

'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous.

'Yes,' said the mother.'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'

'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail.

'Have fun, kids!' mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

'The Twist, Mum!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.'The bloody dance is called the Twist!'

via Round-The-Way Gay, Neal


Rainbow said...

OMG! That was awesome!! Thank you so much for the unexpected belly laugh!

Thomas (Tom) Rimington said...

Twist? Screw? = Same difference in the 60's... Great post my friend!

Biki said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! omg! so very very funny! wipes laugh tears from face, forwarding this along......