Thursday, September 01, 2011

Those Kardashians Are As Dumb As a Box Of....Well, Kardashians

Okay, so I don't watch anything titled Kardashian, and lord knows there's a lotta that sh*t out there, but you can't escape them. Those bitches are everywhere. And they love their K's.

Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kangaroo, Komical. And my personal favorite: K-stupid.

It seems that the Kardashian girls sent out a press release to announce the arrival of something called the Kardashian Kollection, a kollaboration--oops, sorry, collaboration--between the sisters and photographer Annie Leibovitz for Sears.

Sears. Where Kamerica Shops.

But the, um, press release, well....judge for yourself:


Hi, I hope you are doing well!
Kourtney, Kim and Khloe personally invite you to join them in celebrating the launch of the Kardashian Kollection. Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.
Join the Kim, Khloe, Kourtney Kardashian Klan?

KKKKK. Oh girls. You are truly the K-dumbest K-bitches in the K-world.

Just K-sayin'. 


K-source [okay, I'll stop]

12 comments:

froggy said...

All for want of a sex tape we all could be famous too!

Robyn said...

If you think this is bad, have you seen the leaked music video Kim filmed back in May. Absolutely horrid, just like her taste in designing shoes and pimping those 79% interest rate credit cards.

diatribesandovations.com said...

What they hell is Annie Leibovitz thinking?! Maybe the clothes are actually "pretty"? I'm konfused.

Beatnheart said...

Oh Annie ...your cred has just slipped way down.

Jeri said...

I'm konvinced their krazy and who kares?

designing wally said...

Kall me K'blissfully K'ignorant....

todd carr said...

I wish I was Kewl like these Kiddos

kent said...

we should all be so dumb all the may to depositing the millions from the even dumber viewers

truthspew said...

I am hoping the Armenian-Americans out there are hanging their heads in shame similar to how we Italian-Americans do so with the Jersey Shore cavones.

Wonder Man said...

They are dumb

BosGuy said...

I can't speak to their intelligence, but the obsession of watching staged and sometimes scripted shows about other people's lives is so weird. Why this is called reality TV in stead of "really boring" TV is beyond me.

BosGuy

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately you are soooo RIGHT!!!!