Wednesday, March 11, 2009

And She Could'a Been Vice Baby Mama

Sarah Palin's 18-year-old daughter, Abstinence, oh, I mean, Bristol has reportedly broken off her engagement with Levi Johnston, the baby daddy of 2-month-old Tripp.

What's odd is that less than a month ago Abstin--Bristol! Bristol was saying that Levi was a hands-on dad and that the two planned to marry after finishing their education.

Now, however, future Joe-The-Plumber Levi's sister, Mercede--is it a thing for people in Alaska to tag their kids with odd names.....Bristol, Levi, Mercede, Trip, Trac, Troe--says that Miss Bristol done broke it off with the baby daddy Levi.

Mercede, who does love to talk, also says Bristol isn't attending school, and hardly ever let's Levi see Tripp; Mercede also says Bristol hates Levi, and when she learned she was preggers, wished the baby wasn't his--apparently Miss Abstinence was doing the deed with more than one Levi.

Mercede says: "Bristol's just crazy. That's the nicest way I can put it. She and Levi actually broke up a while ago! Levi tries to visit Tripp every single day, but Bristol makes it nearly impossible for him. She tells him he can't take the baby to our house because she doesn't want him around 'white trash.' She treats him so badly!"

What is that they say about the sons of single mothers ending up in prison?

Poor Governor What's-Her-Name.


Lou said...

Interesting. No need to keep up the facade anymore I guess.

frogponder said...

And THIS - THIS is better than birth control???? This MESS was just a condom away from NOT HAPPENING.

Ultra Dave said...

Ifigured it was all for show anyway, while Mama Bear was in the national spotlight.

Joy said...

What a mess all this is! When teens are sexually active, they need to be on birth control AND use condoms. Good grief!

Berry Blog said...

I suppose he can expect to be hounded by state police now. Purely coincidental of course.

Wonder Man said...

this is so trashy and fun