Thursday, April 02, 2015

Minute Rant: Bigot Pizzeria

First off, what self-respecting gay would serve pizza at their wedding? I mean, I love pizza, but, yeah, as a wedding meal? Oh hell no.

But that isn’t stopping the fine folks at Memories Pizza — owned by the Bigot, er, O'Connor family — in Walker, Indiana, from being just as giddy as can be that Governor Mike Pence signed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act; though I guess they’re less giddy now that he’s walked his discrimination back somewhat. But the O’Connor’s want y'all to know that if they were asked to cater a same-sex wedding, they wouldn't.

"If a gay couple was to come in and they wanted us to provide pizzas for their wedding, we would have to say no...We are a Christian establishment...We're not discriminating against anyone, that's just our belief and anyone has the right to believe in anything. We definitely agree with the bill. I do not think it's targeting gays. I don't think it's discrimination. It's supposed to help people that have a religious belief." — Crystal O’Connor

See what she does there? She says they aren’t discriminating right after she says she’d refuse to serve a gay couple. Me thinks Crystal might need to go back and finish the sixth grade before she opens her yap again But, I guess, with a father like hers, stupid is as stupid was taught:

"I agree with the bill. That's a lifestyle that you choose. I choose to be heterosexual. They choose to be homosexual. Why should I be beat over the head because they choose that lifestyle?" — Kevin O’Connor, Crystal’s father

So, Kevin chose heterosexuality? Um, Kevin, how much of the steamy man sex did you have before you realized it wasn’t for you? See, I never had the heterosexual sex because I knew was born gay and I knew it wasn’t for me.

I guess Kevin had to take it up the ass a few times before he figured out his orientation.

As I said, stupid is as stupid is taught.

9 comments:

Sadie J said...

And did you see that they have closed "until the dust settles"? What are the chances that they ever re-open, and if they do, for how long? I'm thinking their future isn't very bright.

the dogs' mother said...

Eldest and DIL2B are deep into The Wedding Project. So far no mention of pizza has been heard.

otoh, our local florist has turned down her second chance (she does have 60 days before she is delinquent) of a $1000 fine and court costs of $1 and she has to provide wedding flowers to whomever walks thru her door.

I guess next stop is the 9th circuit.

John Gray said...

Pizza at agay wedding?

How awful!

What type was it?

anne marie in philly said...

the duggars would serve pizza. my boyfriends would serve filet mignon!

it's called CLASS; the o'connors have none. hope they stay closed permanently.

PS - didja see they are raising money on gofundme? FOR WHAT?

Ron said...

I saw this on the news. What a bubble these people lie in? Their ignorance is almost beyond comprehension.

Biki Honko said...

Bugs Bunny would say about those pizza fools, "What a maroon."

Raybeard said...

As we all know, being 'Christian' implies that one MUST be homophobic. After all, how many Christians are gay or gay-friendly? Not a single one, as anyone can tell you.
I jest, of course. So why don't these people describe themselves not as just 'Christian' but 'Homophobic Christians'. At least that would be more honest. And don't give us that condescending codswallop about "Love the sinner but hate the sin". ("I'm holier than thou!") I think hating the attribute of being gay well qualifies for the term of 'H.C.".

Sadie J said...

Well, it apparently pays to be a bigoted pizza maker- their gofundme totals are well over $800,000 now. Nice pay day-- they wouldn't have ever made that much dough selling dough. Flower lady from Washington needs to look pathetic and start her own page then maybe she can move away and retire, also! MAKES ME SICK!

Sadie J said...

Well, it apparently pays to be a bigoted pizza maker- their gofundme totals are well over $800,000 now. Nice pay day-- they wouldn't have ever made that much dough selling dough. Flower lady from Washington needs to look pathetic and start her own page then maybe she can move away and retire, also! MAKES ME SICK!