First off, what self-respecting gay would serve pizza at their wedding? I mean, I love pizza, but, yeah, as a wedding meal? Oh hell no.
But that isn’t stopping the fine folks at Memories Pizza — owned by the
"If a gay couple was to come in and they wanted us to provide pizzas for their wedding, we would have to say no...We are a Christian establishment...We're not discriminating against anyone, that's just our belief and anyone has the right to believe in anything. We definitely agree with the bill. I do not think it's targeting gays. I don't think it's discrimination. It's supposed to help people that have a religious belief." — Crystal O’Connor
See what she does there? She says they aren’t discriminating right after she says she’d refuse to serve a gay couple. Me thinks Crystal might need to go back and finish the sixth grade before she opens her yap again But, I guess, with a father like hers, stupid is as stupid was taught:
"I agree with the bill. That's a lifestyle that you choose. I choose to be heterosexual. They choose to be homosexual. Why should I be beat over the head because they choose that lifestyle?" — Kevin O’Connor, Crystal’s father
So, Kevin chose heterosexuality? Um, Kevin, how much of the steamy man sex did you have before you realized it wasn’t for you? See, I never had the heterosexual sex because I knew was born gay and I knew it wasn’t for me.
I guess Kevin had to take it up the ass a few times before he figured out his orientation.
As I said, stupid is as stupid is taught.