Who knew Kermit was based on a real frog? A photo of the Hyalinobatrachium dianae, a new species of frog identified in Costa Rica, is going viral because it bears a striking resemblance to a Muppet.
It ain’t easy bein’ green …
Co-worker: Do you think the new guy is gay?
Bob: I have really bad Gaydar. I didn't know I was gay until my husband told me.
Co-worker: You didn't know I was gay?
Bob: Oh honey, we all knew you were gay.
Ohio Governor John Kasich is thinking of running for President, but says he’s waiting on a sign from God before he makes his final decision.
Sorry John, the decision’s been made; you’re a loon. As for God’s signal,. She’s too busy to talk right now.