Saturday, October 01, 2011

I Ain't One To Gossip, But.....

It was just last week that Lindsay Lohan was refused admittance to a Marc Jacob's party during Fashion Week. Then she had her "friend", hotelier Vikram Chatwal, sneak her into the party, and then security came in and kicked her cracked ass out.
Now comes the story that Lohan and Chatwal aren't just friends. And that he isn't just her coke-buddy. And he's not her4 dealer. People are saying Lohan and Chatwal are dating. Which might come as a shock to Chatwal's wife, dontcha know.
It seems that just a day or so after Lohan Chatwal were spotted kissing at his home in New York, Lohan rudely confronted Chatwal's wife, Priya Sachdev, at the Dream Downtown in NYC, saying, “You are his wife?”
Chatwal married Sachdev in 2006, and have a child together, though they later separated. 
A source--and by source, I mean cracked Mom Dina--says, “Lindsay had been staying at Vikram’s house and even installed her hairdresser in the baby’s room, but was told to leave before his wife arrived from India with the child a few days ago. His father, Sant Singh, has tried to order Lindsay out numerous times. Lindsay found out Vikram was hosting a dinner at the Dream, and turned up with a friend at the hotel’s Electric Room, waiting for him.”
And that's when the trouble started. Priya was very dignified, but Lindsay was rude. She acted as if she’d had no idea Vikram was married, and tried to make it clear that Vikram was her friend. Others had to step in to calm things down. Like Vikram's family, who've been working overtime to keep the cracktress away from Chatwal. 
Steve Honig, Lindsay's press dog, denied she and Chatwal were in a relationship, saying, “Vikram and Lindsay are good friends, and there is absolutely no romance going on between them.”
Uh huh. But that's not what his client says. Or thinks.
She's Lindsay Lohan, dammit.

By most accounts, though never admitted by her, Queen Latifah was in a very solid, stable eight year relationship with Jeanette Jenkins, her "personal" trainer. Latifah and Jeanette have bought a home together, and been spotted out together quite often, including the picture of the two galpals on a yacht vacation.
Latifah & Jeanette
But now it seems that Latifah and Jeanette have called it quits, and Latifah has been spotted out and about almost instantly with a lady named Eboni Nichols, her choreographer. Latifah and Eboni have had a close friendship for a while now, and Eboni may have been the girl spotted walking arm-in-arm with Latifah in Barcelona earlier this year.
An insider--and by insider, I mean, Eboni Nichols, no doubt--says, "Latifah and Jeanette had lots of problems. Their arguments were tearing them apart. But it was the Queen’s long-time friendship and professional relationship with Eboni that eventually drove a wedge between her and Jeanette. Even though they’ve broken up and gotten back together before, this time it definitely seems like the end.”
Latifah & Eboni
Latifah and Eboni have been friends for two years but ALLEGEDLY became close when Eboni choreographed a guest appearance by the Queen on Dancing with the Stars. And even though Latifah and Jeanette were arm-in-arm at the 2010 BET Awards, and cuddly on that ship, it was just weeks later that Latifah and Eboni were spotted in Spain.
Latifah and Jeanette never even acknowledged they relationship, and now it's over.
That's kinda sad.

You know, the more Gwyneth Paltrow talks, the less i like her, and I never really liked her to begin with. So, here's some poop scoop on the Goop.
In her newsletter for her ego-feeding website, GOOP, Gwyneth did a recap of her time at the Emmys. But, as is habit with Paltrow, she needs to find something to complain about; I'd have complained about that hideous dress that some recently fired stylist suggested she wear, but I'm not Gwyneth, thanks the goddesses. No, what irked La Paltrow, is the seat-filler at the Emmys who sat in her royal assholiness' chair while she was onstage.
This is directly from Paltrow: “The seat filler before me was sweaty, so my chair was wet. Gross!” 
Oh dear, peasant sweat on Paltrow's chair? Off with their heads! Don't they know that she saved a woman's life on 9/11? Don't they know that she's the best mother in the world? Don't they know that it takes an entire team of Clydesdale's to pull the wagon that carries Paltrow's ego?
Commoners and their sweat!

Note to celebrities: if you are asked to have your likeness portrayed in wax by Madame Tussuad's, please, please, for the love of Joan Rivers, do it after you have that nip and tuck.
Case in pint: Fergie.
It's become apparent that Fergie is into altering her face, though her husband, Josh Duhamel claimed that his wife had merely “changed lipsticks”...Maybe he meant 'lips'.
But, at the recent unveiling of Fergie's likeness in wax, a process that takes months to complete, and is accomplished by having the celebrity sit through all sorts of photo shoots and having their faces measured in millimeters, it became obvious that Fergie is the newly crowned Queen Of The Plastic Surgeon.
Look at the picture. That's the wax dummy, on the left, and on the right, is the real dummy, who now looks less like herself and more like Katherine Heigl.
And the funny, sad, pathetic, part of the story, is that Fergie's wax edition cost some $300,000 to make, and I think that's exactly how much the real Fergie spent on not looking like herself!

Rumors are swirling that anger-management-candidate-singer,m Chris Brown had a gay affair. It seems there are some explosive new direct Twitter messages ALLEGEDLY sent by Chris Brown to his ALLEGEDLY gay ALLEGED lover, R&B singer Martyn, which suggest that the two had a veryclose relationship.
The messages hit the web thanks to a former assistant of Martyn’s and are making it look extremely obvious that Brown and Martyn had some kind of gay relationship in the past. In fact, one of the theories regarding the night Chris Brown beat up Rihanna is that she discovered the messages on his phone, and he went crazy.
Here are some of the messages ALLEGEDLY sent between Chris Brown and Martyn: 
  • chrisbrown: I talk to u the way i want to ma n***a, i sell out shows u still a nobody except for writing songs for major celebs thats all.
  • chrisbrown: Just cuz we messed around a few times dont mean u shouldnt respect a n***a. Am the shit hence F.A.M.E f*g
  • chrisbrown: Yeah i enjoyed when u fcked the shit outta me n***a but thats only in the moment, only a stupid n***a would reject an opportunity like that
  • chrisbrown: FckU, FOX NEWS, Good Morning America, AND every1 else who thinks i need fcking anger management. u did not complain when u were hittin this
  • chrisbrown: And n***a I heard bout u hooking with Trey too. U can stay fckin dat homie i stay selling out shows ahaha
  • MartynWorld: I ain’t gay bro am bi..and proud like fergie, nicki and Jessie j. U the one hiding. What I do n with whom is my business.
  • MartynWorld: Dude imma get 500,000 followers to shut u up. Just watch. Make sure no1 wants to interview me bout u cuz I’ll speak. Remember am bi n proud
And now it appears that Martyn has confirmed the Direct Messages, along with the gay sex, but also says comments were added via Photoshop. Still, Martyn is enjoying the attention on Twitter along with basically telling Chris Brown--and Trey Songz, Will Smith's very good friend, whom he also ALLEGEDLY banged--to own up to it now because he’s going to keep talking.
Here are some of the 800 Tweets Martyn sent, reveling that his ALLEGED nights with Brown and Songz actually happened:
  • - @GoodBoyGoneBadd the DMs were truly sent back and forth. But that’s my business. Thanks for tuning in.
  • - @IzzyZolanskii @chrisbrown @treysongz I’ll confirm it. It’s all over the web. And twitter.
  • - @_KirstenBlease ofcourse Chris wouldn’t fck me…read next time…I FCKD him and the DMs are out…haven’t u read?
  • - @straythenomad sure man am ready for interviews and will be revealing a lot. @chrisbrown maybe u should speak up now n say something.
  • - @XoxoFxckYou well maybe if he had the guts to say something I would stop..@chrisbrown like I said u can talk any moment now b4 it all spills
  • - @intangiblelove don’t be confused I’ll speak my mind n say it all on interviews soon 2 com..@chrisbrown it’s out so just cal me b4 it spills
  • - @_Ryanchris can’t say/give info till I finish interviews :) stay tuned. Am da 1stChris brown alleged lover to come forward with a face damn

Now, I'm not saying it's true, because it smacks a little of self-promotion, with the scheduled interviews and all, but, where there's smoke there is ALLEGEDLY gay sex fire.

4 comments:

  1. You have to admit Chris Brown is a hottie. I'd f*** the s*** out of him too if I had the chance, but only if I could put a gag in his loud mouth. I wouldn't want to have to listen to his endless bullshit.

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  2. Anonymous11:26 AM

    Chris Brown never pinged my Gaydar but it all makes sense now.

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  3. always the case...the ones with the big dicks are always the bottoms! **giggles**

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  4. It's amazing how so much of these stories all share the common link of "If you had just been honest, shit like this wouldn't be hitting the fan now."

    I really do hope that Martyn has concrete proof, not only because people are going to come at him hard, pun intended, but also because people can't stand in the face of solid proof. Just stop the lying, it makes life easier.

    Also, maybe I didn't notice before but "La Paltrow?" She's done enough now to merit her own indefinite article?

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