The Midday Chuckle: Overheard At Work

Co-worker: "You cried when you saw 'The Help'?"
Me: "Of course, I did. I teared up a few times."
Co-worker: "I didn't cry once."
Me: "That's because you're a cold bitch."
Another co-worker, eavesdropping: "Well, I didn't cry either."
Me: "Oh good. Now there's two of you."