This is a story about how high-larious I am, and how not funny Carlos is ... until the moment, from out of the blue, he slays me with The Funny.
We love Black-ish ... ABC, Wednesday nights at 9PM, 8PM Central. This week, the father played by Anthony Anderson, had a prostate exam and when he came home he took to the couch whimpering about how he needed soup. And his wife, played by Tracie Ellis-Ross, said she couldn't understand a word he was saying because she didn't speak "Little bitch."
I died. And I looked at Carlos ....
Bob: "That's the language you speak when you're sick! Little Bitch! And I don't speak it so that's why i can never understand a word you're saying. It's Little Bitch."
Carlos, lowering his gaze at me: "Well, I don't speak Big C**t."
Bam! I died. I am the 'Funny One' ... everyone says so, but when Carlos gets a good one off, I seriously die.