A couple of co-workers were talking about cast iron pans and how they love cooking with them.
Co-worker One: I once had a cast iron skillet crack on me.
Co-worker Two: What happened?
Co-worker One: I think it got too hot and just cracked.
Bob [interrupting]: I had a cast iron skillet crack once.
Co-worker One: You did? How did it happen?
Bob: I was using it to hit Carlos over the head and ... oh wait, it wasn't the skillet that cracked, it was Carlos' head. The skillet was fine, thank God.
Co-worker One: You're going to Hell.
Bob: Where the music is fabulous and the cocktails never end!