Monday, October 19, 2015

Greedy F**ker Martin Shkreli Felt The 'Bern'

Y’all know Turing Pharmaceutics CEO Martin Shkreli … the asshat who raised the price of an AIDS drug from $13,50 a pill to over $750 because he could, because he wanted the money ... because he’s a dick, right?

Well, Shkreli made a donation to Bernie Sanders’ presidential campaign in order to get a meeting with Sanders, but the campaign said, 'Thanks, but no thanks.' And then kept the money Shkreli donated and gave it away to Whitman-Walker health clinic in Washington.

And now corporate asshat Shkreli is pissed off that Sanders used him as a kind of punching bag after he gave the campaign $2,700 so the two could meet and discuss their differences … like Bernie Sanders is a human being and Martin Shkreli is a piece of … dog excrement.

Looks like Shkreli “felt the Bern” and isn’t happy. What a shame that his money couldn’t buy a meeting with Bernie Sanders and because of his own personal greed a lot of people cannot buy their medications.

Oh, and keep in mind that after the story broke about how much he raised the price of the medication Shkreli promised to lower the price but, as of now, he hasn’t done it because, well, lying asshatted piece of … dog excrement.

6 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

bwhahahahahaha! dumb mofo asshat!

'feel da bern'!

the dogs' mother said...

he isn't worthy of dog excrement.
in fact he isn't worthy of any animal's
excrement. they are all better than him.

Frank said...

A measly $2,700 donation. What's that 3.6 of the pills he sells for $750 each. What a bore. And don't insult my dog's excrement, it is a natural bodily function and whenever he goes way off in the woods, I tell him "what a good boy." Seems like you need to come up with a better comparison.

Blobby said...

I'm still skeptical over this story.

I'm not sure you can just reallocate someone's donation.

Mitchell is Moving said...

This one made me so happy the other day when I read the paper!!!

Helen Lashbrook said...

$2,700 - cheapskate; that's just over three pills worth of dosh. But I'm with Bernie on this one; who'd want to meet up with a creep like that? The meeting was only so he could look good. He seems more a Blow My Own Trumpet man than a Bernie supporter.