Random Musings

I don’t really keep up with the gay porn industry, but this notice from Titan Media caught my eye …

It seems that Titan has announced it will pay off the outstanding legal debt, up to $1,000,000, for former Congressman Aaron Schock if the rock-hard bodied Republican will agree to star in a series of hardcore Titan Men gay porn films.

I’m guessing that since Schock loved Downton Abbey so much that he redecorated his Congressional offices in that style, that the name of his first foray into gay porn might be … “Downtown Aaron” … “Servicing Lord Grantham” … “Upstairs, Down There.”

"Mister Piece Theater"?

Just sayin’.

After the Iowa caucuses, Mike Huckabee has dropped out of the 2016 presidential race. I didn't even know he was in the race.

Don't stare directly into his eyes ....

So, six months ago TLC canceled "19 Kids and Counting" when we learned that eldest son Josh Duggar had molested his sisters and other girls, had schtupped a porn star and prostitutes, was addicted to porn, and was very active on adultery websites.

Yeah, quite the Family Values programming, eh? But now it appears … and I say appears because the story is appearing in only a few places, like the Christian Post, that TLC is bringing "19 Kids And Counting" back.

As I say, this might just be a joke, or a stupid rumor, but if it turns out to be true, I suggest the name be changed to:

"18 Kids, A Child Molesting-Adulterer-Porn-Whore And Counting".

Truth in advertising.

Who asked for “Zoolander 2”, a sequel to a fifteen-year-old movie, because we need to have a talk. Seriously.

I’ve been watching Ellen’s Design Challenge on HGTV; a competition show for furniture designers.

I was saddened when little hottie Bradley Bowers went from first in week one to worst in week two and was kicked off the show, but … it paved the way for under the radar hottie, furniture maker Kyle Huntoon to cross my radar.

Hot Gay Nerd.

I don’t know about the gay part, buy he’s hot and kinda nerdy, so I’m good.

Two [t]Rump related thoughts:

First up: he wants a new election in Iowa because he says Ted Cruz cheated. The "comb-over" wants a "do-over".

Secondly: I don't need another reason to adore Adele, but, well, here's another reason: she has demanded that Donald [t]Rump stop using her songs at his rallies.

Yeah, I adore her.

A friend is buying a home and was looking at various properties and then using Google Earth to get a street view. Another co-worker, as I looked at the photos, asked if the picture was of my house and I said it wasn’t. She asked to see my house, and so I Google Earth’d it and, well, they have updated their maps and it now shows the real color of our home and not the original blue-gray.

But what I love is that the house looks like it’s in the middle of the woods.

It looks so secluded … but it’s not.

So, a huge shocker about the Iowa caucuses, right? No, not that [t]Rump lost, or Ted Cruz lied or that Ben Carson slept though most it.

Rick Santorum quit the race! Isn’t that surprising!?! I mean he sure seemed like a good choice … but even funnier is that the minute he quit, he endorsed Marco Rubio and yet he is unable to name a single thing Marco Rubio has accomplished.

On MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Santorum could not answer a direct about what Rubio has done, except this:

“[He won] a tough election in Florida, pull[ing] people together from a variety of spots.”

Co-host Mika Brzezinski pushed further, saying “Jeb Bush ran Florida. Donald Trump built a company. Marco Rubio… finish the sentence.”

Santorum couldn’t. Now that’s a ringing endorsement.