Friday, May 30, 2014

Would You Hit It?

Tom Cruise has another summer blockbuster coming out, so he's been polished and nipped and tucked and Botoxed, and wearing his Justin Bieber hair and special lifts.

And I have one simple question ...

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

12 comments:

Bob Slatten said...

No. No. And No.

HOWEVER, I wouldn't be against slipping him out of his hidden platforms and putting him up on a high shelf for a looooooong time.

MAC said...

Hubby adores him.

Me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BloggerJoe said...

Never liked him in his younger years, nor his "hot" years, and even less now. So not just no, but Hell No!

SEAN (The Jeep Guy) said...

Yes. And then I'd make a ton of money for either not telling the news or by the news for telling.

anne marie in philly said...

HELL NO!!!!! not even if you gave me $10 million dollars!

I WOULD, however, hit him in his smug face with a sucker punch!

Raybeard said...

Seriously? NO!

Helen Lashbrook said...

With the botox shine and the rug on top, not to mention the elevator shoes, what is there for a girl not to fancy? Wouldn't touch it with a bargepole

S'A said...

I follow the crowd on this one-- absolutely not!

Mitchell is Moving said...

Not even if someone paid me. (Well... maybe then, but it would have to be some really good money.)

The Cool Cookie said...

Would I hit it? "It" is a very good descriptive term. I wouldn't hit it, but I'd push him down the stairs the first chance I had.

designing wally said...

No, but one of his boyfriends courted me back in the day...

JamTheCat said...

No, I prefer human beings to automatons...