Tuesday, May 27, 2014

WTF Tuesday! JLo

JLo ... or as Carlos calls her, Jello ... at the Billboard Music Awards last weekend.

Okay, to be completely honest, she is a hot looking woman with a hot body.

But, BUT, do we have to see so much of it? Serlously, JLo, less can actually be more. This getup screams "I try too hard." It shrieks, "Casper! I just got outta the pool, where's my dress for tonight?" It bellows, "I am a forty-four-year-old woman walking a red carpet in my Esther Williams swimsuit and cover-up."

Plus, it's enough already with the Valley of the Dolls hair. Neely O'Hara called and she wants it back.

Like I said: Try.Too.Hard.

8 comments:

SEAN (The Jeep Guy) said...

Didn't endure wear that when Samantha was just a baby?

the dogs' mother said...

I ask you - why can't a man walk the red carpet in Speedos and a tanktop?
He can even wear the see thru chiffon. I just want some equal time!! (Except for JustinB...)

Bob Slatten said...

Sean--It does have a bewitching effect, doesn't it?

TDM Now THAT would be a red carpet worth seeing!

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anne marie in philly said...

we ALL know she has abundant T&A; COVER IT UP, GIRLFRIEND! we don't care!

that goes for the kartrashians/jenners, jessica simpson, and any other big T&A hos out there. SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!

viktor kerney said...

She looks like a genie

Blobby said...

i wish my thighs were that big.

Debbie said...

Right on, right on and right on.