I found this while wandering through UltraDave
1. My uncle once: had a dog named Pepe who would escape through open windows and charge through the neighborhood.
2. Never in my life: would I have thought I'd be living in a Red State.
3. When I was five: I was a tow-headed homosexual-in-waiting....only I didn't know it
4. High School was: torturous and I don't miss it one bit.
5. I will never forget: the smell of Mom's clam chowder on a rainy day.
6. I once met: Diana Ross. She actually pulled me onstage to dance with her at Caesar's Tahoe.
7. There’s this girl I know who: has a secret.
8. Once, at a bar: I danced on top of the bar.
9. By noon, I’m usually: ready for lunch.
10.Last night: Carlos and I finally started watching John Adams.
11. If only I had: mad skills, I could'a been a contendah!
12. Next time I go to church: I'll be the one in the veil?
13. Terry Schiavo: should have been allowed to die with dignity.
14. What worries me most: is losing Carlos.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: a small, fat dog asleep on a blanket.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a photograph my father took of Bode--an old ghost town in California.
17. You know I’m lying when: I am speaking. Not that I lie, mind you, but I like to embellish a little here and there. It's called 'accessorizing the truth.'
18. What I miss most about the eighties: is walking into a club and hearing Scandal featuring Patti Smyth.
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: .
20. By this time next year: I hope to have a publisher interested in my book.
21. A better name for me would be: La Princessa. It's what Carlos says when I stumble down the hall for breakfast: "Ooooooh, la princessa is awake."
22. I have a hard time understanding: hate and intolerance. (Thanks Dave, I took your answer for my own!)
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: become more smarter. Huh? What?
24. You know I like you if: I speak to you, pick on you, joke with you.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: myself, because I won a dammed award.
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: sound like a hillbilly law firm.
27. Take my advice, never: smoke.
28. My ideal breakfast is: sitting with Carlos, chatting, and watching the birds check out the bird feeders.
29. A song I love, but do not own is: D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Miss Tammy Wynette.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you tour the historic district; it's full of old houses and plantations from the 1700s and 1800s.
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: are pretty, interesting, tiny and fast....in that order.
32. Why won’t people: simply be nice to one another?
33. If you spend the night at my house: you get a big comfy bed and a cat or three to sleep with you!
34. I’d stop my wedding for: the right to legally marry.
35. The world could do without: hatred.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be a Bush.
37. My favorite blonde is: Judy Holliday!
38: Paper clips are more useful than: those little Christmas ornament hooks.
39. If I do anything well, it’s: being polite.
40. And by the way: I am sarcastic as all get out, quick with a comeback, and one helluva cook.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Forty Things
I found this while wandering through UltraDave
1. My uncle once: had a dog named Pepe who would escape through open windows and charge through the neighborhood.
2. Never in my life: would I have thought I'd be living in a Red State.
3. When I was five: I was a tow-headed homosexual-in-waiting....only I didn't know it
4. High School was: torturous and I don't miss it one bit.
5. I will never forget: the smell of Mom's clam chowder on a rainy day.
6. I once met: Diana Ross. She actually pulled me onstage to dance with her at Caesar's Tahoe.
7. There’s this girl I know who: has a secret.
8. Once, at a bar: I danced on top of the bar.
9. By noon, I’m usually: ready for lunch.
10.Last night: Carlos and I finally started watching John Adams.
11. If only I had: mad skills, I could'a been a contendah!
12. Next time I go to church: I'll be the one in the veil?
13. Terry Schiavo: should have been allowed to die with dignity.
14. What worries me most: is losing Carlos.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: a small, fat dog asleep on a blanket.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a photograph my father took of Bode--an old ghost town in California.
17. You know I’m lying when: I am speaking. Not that I lie, mind you, but I like to embellish a little here and there. It's called 'accessorizing the truth.'
18. What I miss most about the eighties: is walking into a club and hearing Scandal featuring Patti Smyth.
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: .
20. By this time next year: I hope to have a publisher interested in my book.
21. A better name for me would be: La Princessa. It's what Carlos says when I stumble down the hall for breakfast: "Ooooooh, la princessa is awake."
22. I have a hard time understanding: hate and intolerance. (Thanks Dave, I took your answer for my own!)
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: become more smarter. Huh? What?
24. You know I like you if: I speak to you, pick on you, joke with you.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: myself, because I won a dammed award.
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: sound like a hillbilly law firm.
27. Take my advice, never: smoke.
28. My ideal breakfast is: sitting with Carlos, chatting, and watching the birds check out the bird feeders.
29. A song I love, but do not own is: D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Miss Tammy Wynette.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you tour the historic district; it's full of old houses and plantations from the 1700s and 1800s.
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: are pretty, interesting, tiny and fast....in that order.
32. Why won’t people: simply be nice to one another?
33. If you spend the night at my house: you get a big comfy bed and a cat or three to sleep with you!
34. I’d stop my wedding for: the right to legally marry.
35. The world could do without: hatred.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be a Bush.
37. My favorite blonde is: Judy Holliday!
38: Paper clips are more useful than: those little Christmas ornament hooks.
39. If I do anything well, it’s: being polite.
40. And by the way: I am sarcastic as all get out, quick with a comeback, and one helluva cook.
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Very good answers!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! I got as far as "Scandal" and had to comment!!!! I FREAKINLOVED THEM!!!!! God, they were good, and now she's married to John Mackanro...who woulda thunk it?
ReplyDeleteBob, I tell ya....first there was My Tranny, and then Dan and Jimbo...now I have you. MY GAYS!!! I love ya sista! in your veil! ;)
Wooooo Hoooo!
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me "one of the gays" Beth.
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