I Ain't One To Gossip, But.....

Last week, the latest ex-Missus Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller was arrested and charged with possession with intent to sell and assault, in Aspen, Colorado. 

Aspen, where a couple of years ago Sheen ALLEGEDLY held a knife to her throat effectively ending their marriage. This year, Charlie set down the knives and simply bailed her out.

So, Brooke has a couple of felony charges she's facing as well as the misdemeanor assault charge. I wonder if this is her 'rock bottom'.

I also wonder if she or Charlie even think, for a moment, how their actions and addictions affect their children.

Nah, they're probably too high to even remember they have kids.

What does one do when you've been arrested multiple times, spent a whopping 2 hours or so in jail, been the wearer of the dreaded ankle-bracelet, and are volunteering in a morgue as part of your plea deal?
You go on the British TV show, Celebrity Big Brother.
It's what every Z-list celebrity does....think Tara Reid.
Now, think Lindsay Lohan.
Is it true, or is Lindsay's probation going to get in the way? Plus, she has that whole "don't leave the country" thing goin' on, too. Is this the kind of “work” that the judge will allow?
And does anyone really think Lohan will do British TV? I mean, the paycheck can';t be enough to keep her in prescription meds and round-the-clock attorneys-on-speed-dial.

Mama don't play. Even MomLo.

It seems that J.Lo’s mother, Guadalupe, agrees with nearly everyone on the planet that her daughter's new plaything, backup dancer Casper I-Can't-Be-Bothered-To-Learn-His-Last-Name is a loser. And word has it that Guadalupe is pissed that JLo is exposing the kids to a new father figure so soon. 

On top of all that, Guadalupe is probably remembering that last lip-synching pop star who married a back-up dancer and how well that turned out.

BSpears anyone?

And now it seems that JLo has gotten part of the message.

Now she's leaving her kids at home while she jets off to Morocco with Casper, where she'll be performing at the opening of an envelope for a hefty paycheck.

Yeah, that's good parenting.

The story that will not die.

Back in August, the rumor was that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith were “separated” and headed for a massive split, because Jada was doing the nasty with soon-to-be ex-Mister JLo, Marc Anthony--which many say is why that union tanked.

Now Star Magazine -that bastion of honesty and integrity--is reviving the tale. Endless fights, Will’s nights out partying with the guys and sleeping in separate bedrooms have left the couple living two “separate lives.”

All that's left is how to divide the $520 million assets, and the two children-for-hire they spawned.

It'll be interesting to see how Will and Jada react to this story. Threats to sue, photo ops of the happy couple, the publicist’s denial.
I mean, it's been a while since they've gone on record with how great their sex life is, and how much they love one another, so.....
Tick Tick Tick.

Lots of negative things coming out about Glee creator Ryan Murphy. I mean, he's gotten into TwitFights with artists over using their songs on the show, he’s announced to the press that cast members are off the show before telling the cast members, and there's all sorts of talk that the cast is horrendously overworked.

He ALLEGEDLY asked Lea Michelle which of her friends she wanted him to fire after she told him she didn’t want to do the Glee tour. He also changed Dianna Agron’s character, Quinn Fabray, into a nasty punk bitch when she offered some thoughts into where she thought her character should go. 

Worse yet? Murphy ALLEGEDLY hates Kristin Chenoweth so much, that when she couldn’t appear on an episode due to a preexisting theater commitment he announced that she would never work on a project of his again.

Maybe they should change the name to Flee.