Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Overheard At Home

Me [watching Ozzo run around the rug on his belly]: Will you stop jerking off on the rugs!!


Carlos: He isn't jerking off, he's scratching his belly.


Me: He's choking his chicken, except he doesn't really have his chicken anymore.


Carlos: He does too have his chicken!


Me: Ah, but he doesn't have his chicken nuggets!

4 comments:

  1. HA HA!! Good one. :-)

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  2. Well I don't know about all that Ozzo bussiness, but where did you find my calling card above?

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