Could Elisabeth Hasselbeck Be Any More Obtuse?

It appears that the gals on The View were discussing the idea that many, well, some, older women are coming out as lesbians these days. And why is that? Is it because societal mores forced them into the convention of marriage and once that marriage was over these women suddenly felt comfortable enough with their own sexual orientation to come out?


Not so, says Professional DimBulb Hasselbeck, who gave us her reasons as to why women come out as gay late in life:

"Older men are going for younger women leaving the women with no one."

See? Since the men don't want these women because the men want a young firm hottie with fake breatsages, the older women have no choice but to choose to become gay. Luckily Joy Behar was on hand top whip out a carton frying pan and beat Dimbulb over the head with it as she announced:

"That's ridiculous. I'm sorry. Being gay is not just, you know, holding hands and walking through the tulips. There are things that people do sexually. I don't think you suddenly wake up one day and say, you know, 'I think I want to do that.' You wanted to do it, but you were just trapped in a system that said, 'get married.'"

Seriously, every time Hasselbeck opens her mouth, ignorance spews forth.