Miss Kenny Chesney

Bald On................................................Bald Off.

Kenny Chesney, some country singer, I guess, who was married to Renee Zellwiger for about a minute, tells Playboy that he's definitely not gay and has well over 100 women who could attest to that.

One hundred woman.
Does that make you 'not gay?'
Or does it make you a sex-obsessed little pricked dickhead?

Kenny says, and I quote: "Man, I was over 100 several years ago. There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know? I got on the boards quite often."

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

I get so sick of these so-called 'straight' boys bitching and moaning because someone said they were gay.

Boo-hoo.

There are worse things that I could call you Miss Chesney.

Howsabout bald-headed-limp-dicked-guitar-playing-sleep-with-anything-douchebag-who-uses-his-celebrity-to-screw-women-and-then-brag-about-it-like-it's-a-good-thing?

Yeah, calling you gay is sooooo awful.

Piss off pissant.