Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Hot For FireDaddies


So, there are these four firefighters in San Diego--John Ghiotto, Jason Hewitt, Alex Kane and Chad Allison--who claim they were sexually harassed after being ordered to participate as San Diego Firefighters in a gay pride parade in 2007.
They didn't go as gay firefighters, but just as part of the 'team' of city firefighters
And they were sexually harassed during the parade.
Sexually harassed?
You mean like someone in the crowd yelled: I bet you have a big hose.
That kinda harassment?
Or maybe a little Ooooooh I'm on fire for you baby.
Like that.
Build a bridge and get over it, fools.
How about smiling back at those people yellin' hot stuff at you.
How about taking it as a compliment.
How about admitting you felt dirty because it was men getting all hot'n'bothered for you?
If it was women going all crazy, I can imagine you'd' all be up there sportin' big old woodies for the gals. But it was men. And that's wrong. And it's worth 4-million.
That's right, these four fools sued for a million bucks apiece for the trauma and turmoil of being forced to ride in the parade and having cute boys talk to them.
Pffffft.
Due the San Diego's dire economic situation, though, the four Not-hotties were awarded a measly $34,000 to split. Four ways.
Good.
By the time they pay their lawyer fees they should have just enough money to go down to the local strip club and sexually harass a dancer or two between brewskis.
The story is HERE

2 comments:

  1. Sounds like those fire fighters need to go back to school and learn the difference between unwanted sexual advances (not illegal) and sexual harrassment (illegal).

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