Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Miss Kenny Chesney

Bald On................................................Bald Off.

Kenny Chesney, some country singer, I guess, who was married to Renee Zellwiger for about a minute, tells Playboy that he's definitely not gay and has well over 100 women who could attest to that.

One hundred woman.
Does that make you 'not gay?'
Or does it make you a sex-obsessed little pricked dickhead?

Kenny says, and I quote: "Man, I was over 100 several years ago. There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know? I got on the boards quite often."

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

I get so sick of these so-called 'straight' boys bitching and moaning because someone said they were gay.


There are worse things that I could call you Miss Chesney.

Howsabout bald-headed-limp-dicked-guitar-playing-sleep-with-anything-douchebag-who-uses-his-celebrity-to-screw-women-and-then-brag-about-it-like-it's-a-good-thing?

Yeah, calling you gay is sooooo awful.

Piss off pissant.


frogponder said...

Well said, there.
He looks like an accountant in that first picture...

RAD said...

He is bald and he likes to suck dick...we all know the truth Kenny! so old news...what a creep!

Kevin said...

Okay, well I didn't think being "bald" was that bad. *sigh* Anyway, insecurity can be such a bitch... just like 'Miss Kenny'.

Bob said...

Oh Kevin, Nothin' wrong with being bald.

I didn't really know who Chesney was, and when i searched his name, hairy and hairless, came up.

I just thought, Hmmmmm, he's hiding the scalp, what else has Miss Kenny got in her closet?

Joy said...

I don't think there are any out gay performers in country music since k d lang was in that genre for a while because of the kind of audience they generally have. People have said Randy Travis is gay, too. It is one thing what they know in Nashville and another that the music business promotes as a product.

I'm not a country music fan but try to keep up with it somewhat since I live close by. I don't know who many of them are, though.

Mark in DE said...

If a straight guy gets mad about people suggesting he might be gay, then he's probably not very secure in his sexuality, m'kay?

Me thinks Miss Chesney doth protest too much.

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