Friday, September 24, 2021

I Didn't Say It

Seth Rogen, actor, criticizing Emmy producers for having the show during a pandemic:

“Let me start by saying: there’s way too many of us in this little room. What are we doing? They said this was outdoors—it’s not! They lied to us. We’re in a hermetically sealed tent right now. I would not have come to this. Why is there a roof? It’s more important that we have three chandeliers than that we make sure we don’t kill Eugene Levy tonight. That is what has been decided. This is insane. I went from wiping my groceries to having Paul Bettany sneeze in my face—so, that’s a big week! If anyone’s gonna sneeze in my face, Paul, I want it to be you. …All right, that’s all the jokes I wrote.”

It was a crowded room in a pandemic.

Not very smart.

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Mary Trump, on who is the dumbest member of that family:

“Donnie [Junior]  is a deeply unintelligent person. I’ve been asked this, who’s the stupidest one, and it’s him. He has no core. He has no ideology. [He can] out-racism anybody, he’ll out-misogyny anybody, he’ll shoot as many innocent animals as possible to get whatever passes for affection in my family.”

Sad. Though I still think Eric is the Dumb one, while Junior is the drug addicted unhinged one and Ivanka is the daughter wife.

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Steve Bannon, on his webcast lying about the Big Lie:

“Rudy Giuliani is a man of the highest moral character. But you know what? He doesn’t back down from a fight. He’s going to take it on, right? Everything they say about him is a lie and eventually it’s proven true. You’re gonna start seeing this in Arizona tomorrow. The decertification process starts tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. Should have started back in January. It’s starting tomorrow. And I don’t care if MSNBC—you know, Rachel Maddow is punching out. She wants out of here. She’d gone in April. She’s quitting. OK, you know why she’s quitting? She understands exactly what they did.”

Um, Steve, you tool. Rachel Maddow just extended her contract with MSNBC  and got a huge payday, so you might wanna rethink that falsehood.

And don’t get me started on Boozy Rudy’s “moral character" when you look like his drinking buddy.

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Mike Lindell, MyPillow Nutjob, on the “new” reinstatement day for Thing 45:

“Originally I had hoped for August and September. I asked all the lawyers just yesterday. We are taking this case to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. Now maybe Fox will report that today. You heard it here first because our case is ready. We are bringing it to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. This evidence is 100% non-subjective evidence. The Supreme Court, they’re going to vote 9-nothing to take it in. We will have this before the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. That’s my promise to the people of this country. We’re all in this together. We worked very hard on this.”

Hey Mikey, take one of your pillows and press it over your face.

Asshat.

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Eric _____, the Dumb One, crying to Fox Business about all the subpoenas his crime family is getting:

“The problem with the Democrats is they dig so deep that they always find themselves. And the reason I’m frustrated about this is every single day since my father ran for president, my father and our entire family and our company has been under investigation. Every single day … we get subpoena after subpoena after subpoena. But, I mean, they weaponized the entire system in this country. They’ve weaponized the DOJ. They’ve weaponized our military. They weaponized the educational system in this country. They’ve weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents.”

The Democrats weaponized the DOJ? Oh Eric, if you don’t wanna be called the Dumb One you should really stop speaking.

PS Attorney Marc Mukasey, one of the lawyers representing the Dumb One’s in New York Attorney General Letitia James’s fraud investigation into the “Family Business: has withdrawn from representing Eric.

Uh oh.

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Tate Reeves, Mississippi GQP governor, criticizing President Biden’s vaccine mandates as an “attack” on “hard-working Americans”:

“The question here is not about what we do in Mississippi, it’s about what this president is trying to impose on the American worker. The reality is this is an attack by the president on hard-working Americans and hard-working Mississippians who he wants to choose between getting a jab in their arm and their ability to feed their families.”

Huh, so a vaccine which could save these workers lives is a bad thing but letting them go unvaxxed and perhaps die is good for the worker.

Tate, you’re giving Eric a run for the tile of The Dumb One.

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11 comments:

Helen Lashbrook said...

I never would have guessed that a lying toad had the highest moral character, but then coming from the mouth of a slothful pile of vomit one can only assume Bannon is judging Giuliani by his own low standards

As for Mike Lindell's song and dance act before the Supremes (who would give better judgements if they had Diana Ross singing with them) I don't think even the 5 creeps would be able to award a judgement in the pillow's favour.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

The Turd children are just like their father: stupid, ignorant and entitled. Spoiled child-men who long for approval. It's also a Repug/MAGAt quality, I see.
And Seth was right. And looking good.

XOXO

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Steve Bannon looks like he should be living under a bridge somewhere. If there were any justice in this world, he would be.

Deedles said...

I'm going to avoid the ick and jump right into the shallow. Seth Rogen looks so much better, and sexier, with a beard! What happened? The Wally Cox look doesn't sit well on him.

Treaders said...

Seth Rogan is right. One minute we're sterilizing our groceries and at the same time it's ok to hold massive events indoors! As for Mary Trump, I read her book and it was brilliant. It makes me wonder how she turned out so normal - more than normal, in fact - in that family. It also makes me wonder what exactly drove her father to drink. I can only imagine what that would be! Poor guy!

the dogs' mother said...

There's still time for most of
them to live under a bridge...
xoxo :-)

brewella deville said...

I'll just assume Tate is short for potato, as in Potato Face Reeves.

He's the very definition of a modern politician
No information credible, useful, or quotidian

VRCooper said...

A few thoughts:

*Mary calls it like she sees it. She has seen this family up close.

*You would think that Bannon with all his money that he would try not to look like he just rolled out of a bar in Malibu. He always looks bloated, unshaven, and unclean.

*The rest of the folks posted-not including Seth/Mary-are just grifters. Anything for money and power.

*Seth has a point. Part of public health is education and promotion. Granted the last administration did not do anything educational/promotional about COVID, except to use it as a weapon knowing damn well it was a deadly virus. The current administration should have picked up the ball and did a better job of a coherent message. Mind you they are an improvement from the previous administration.

Dave R said...

Mary's right... you're right, so why not say the dumb one is Donnie / Eric since both have proportionately less brains then your average human.

I suspect Bannon will suddenly move south of the border.

You wonder how Lindell got so rich being so dumb.

I think Tate is short for tater and he does sound like a tater head.

Travel said...

Seth has more brains than the rest of them put together.

Steve Reed said...

Steve Bannon is such an odious person.