Ain't That America XI

Here we are again with some crazy, and illegal, shiz in the GOP … from The Felon to Border Barbie to the CouchHumper … FauxChristian grifter Mike Johnson … the Pedophile Protection Party … along with some good news, some resistance and some funny …

A self-entitled  asshat who fancies himself a hillbilly … JD Vance’s team had the Army Corps of Engineers in Louisville, Ohio, take the unusual step of changing the outflow of a lake to accommodate a recent boating excursion for his family who were taking yet another vacation.

The Department of Homeland Security is holding up more than $100 million in preapproved funds intended to help hurricane-battered North Carolina clean up storm damage and fix infrastructure still in disrepair almost a year after Helene hit the region.

On July 22, North Carolina Governor Josh Stein sent a letter to DHS Secretary Kristi “DogKiller” Noem urging her to release the funds FEMA had already approved but DHS says FEMA had already “delivered substantial assistance to North Carolina.”

And that’s all! No more! Billionaires need tax breaks and Kristi needs her lips done again and her extensions done again and she has more Kristi Koncentration Kamps to open.

The Kennedy Center is apparently dropping the rainbow ribbon on its lifetime achievement medal following The Fascist takeover. The ribbon will likely be redesigned, possibly in black or gold because the rainbow flag is synonymous with the LGBTQ+ community and that annoys the Diddler on the Roof.

Of note: the ribbon has nothing to do with the LGBTQ+ community; the rainbow ribbon simply symbolizes the wide spectrum of skills and diversity within the performing arts but … scare the base.

House Speaker Mike Johnson is accused of using campaign money to pay his rent according to the Campaign Legal Center who described it as a “clear-cut violation of federal campaign finance laws.” Johnson is currently residing at the home of GOP colleague, Representative Darrell Issa. The complaint detailed five campaign fund disbursements of $2,500, or $12,500 in total, for “rent” to Greene Properties Inc., which is owned by Issa.

Sidenote: Johnson claims he doesn’t have a personal checking account but you know who else doesn’t have checking accounts? Drug dealers and criminals. Just sayin.’

The US Air Force announced it would deny all transgender service members who have served between 15 and 18 years in the military the option to retire early and would instead separate them without retirement benefits.

Transgender men and women who served their country honorably, unlike President Cankles AKA Cadet Bone Spurs AKA The Draft Dodger AKA The Fat Gelatinous Tub of Hate, will have to take a lump-sum separation payment or be removed from the service.

Fuck him.

During an interview with Newsmax, The Felon was asked about KKKaroline Leavitt’s performance during her daily press briefings, and he said:

“She’s become a star. It’s that face, it’s that brain, it’s those lips, the way they move, they move like—she’s a machine gun.”

Those lips are pressed firmly to The Felon’s ass no matter what pervy thing he says.

The Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations released a report unveiling that Leon Skum’s brainchild, DOGE, had generated at least $21.7 billion in waste across the federal government between January 20, 2025, and July 18, 2025.

Think of how many children could be fed, how many unhoused people given a place to live, for $21.7 billion.

The official GOP social media accounts posted an image of The Felon standing in front of a car with a caption saying, “Making Automobiles Great Again.”

Sadly, the car pictured was not an American car, but the Russian Lada.

The stupid, it burns.

Stephen Falco, the so-called “christian” leader of an Indianapolis church is calling for members of the LGBTQ+ community to be put to death or to kill themselves:

“There’s nothing good to be proud about being a faggot. You ought to blow yourself in the head … you’re so disgusting. A bunch of faggots that want to come around, walk on our streets, and demand our children.”

Why is this important? Indiana Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith publicly shared his invitation to the “death to gays” church.

PS Beckwith better be careful. He has a severe case of gay face.

PPS Falco should be careful because every single day another so-called man of god is arrested for being a child molester.

Stephen Miller AKA Pee Wee German told Fox News he wants ICE to arrest 3,000 or more immigrants per day.

Of note, no mention of those arrested being criminals. Just brown people with accents.

Stephen Adams, the GOP President of the Utah Senate, just intervened to loosen the age of consent laws after an adult was charged with having sex with a thirteen-year-old child.

The adult in question is a relative of Adams.

The GOP has become the Pedophile Party.

When Democrat Representative Delia Ramirez, a Guatemalan American representing Illinois’s 3rd district, spoke at the Pan-American Congress in Mexico City, she infuriated MAGAts, the GOP and the Department of Homeland Security because they say she said:

"I’m a proud Guatemalan, before I’m an American.”

A video of the event shows Ramirez, who began her speech in English, concluded her remarks with a few words in Spanish …

“Yo soy guatemalteca con mucho orgullo porque primero que soy americana.”

… which translates roughly to:

“I am Guatemalan with great pride because first and foremost I am American.”

But, hey, when you can lie and spread hate why not do that, eh GOP?

JD Vance is on a summer break in Britain even though he’s not always been such a fan of that country once branding it an “Islamist” hellhole bent on ending free speech.

Locals have sworn to make Vance’s vacation as uncomfortable as his recent ski outing in Vermont, where he was accosted by protesters at every turn.

By the way, JD Vance has taken SEVEN vacations in his first 6 months in office: Vermont, India, Greenland, the Vatican, Disneyland, the UK, and Ohio.

Meanwhile, Americans are trying to afford groceries, rent, and meds while getting crushed by taxes and tariffs.

The Smithsonian National Museum of American History is reinstating the references to The Felon's two impeachments in its "American Presidency" exhibit. The museum had previously removed a temporary placard mentioning the impeachments, prompting criticism and accusations of bowing to political pressure but the museum maintains the removal was to address current events and make way for a more permanent update.

He tried to erase history but we will never forget.

Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows tried to gather a quorum to hold a vote on a new congressional map that could flip five Democrat seats to Republicans last week but with more than 50 Democrats nowhere near the Capitol, it didn’t happen.

Representative Gene Wu, chair of the House Democratic Caucus, is fighting an attempt by Attorney General Ken Paxton to vacate him from his elected office if he doesn’t return to the chamber.

 Republicans are asking The Felon to send the FBI to arrest House Democrats to aid and abet the GOP into cheating a win for The Felon.

Democrats’ best bet to flip a Long Island House seat that’s been red for more than a decade falls on Chris Gallant is a Black Hawk pilot, Army veteran, national guardsman, former air traffic controller and union leader , volunteer firefighter and out gay man.

Gallant is looking to turn that stellar resume into a competitive political campaign and help the Democratic Party retake the House majority in 2026.

Vote Blue Long Island.

The Republican-controlled Senate Appropriations Committee dealt a crushing defeat to The Felon by rejecting his brutal cuts to the National Institutes of Health and instead increased the NIH budget by $400 million.

Snap.

Audience members attending a town hall for GOP Representative Mike Flood in Nebraska began booing and jeering Flood shortly after the event started.

Flood kicked off the town hall by talking about The Felon’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” focusing on health care implications for Nebraskans and when he told the crowd there is a work requirement to receive health care, many attendees booed.

The crowd also chanted “tax the rich,” which Flood addressed. He argued that a Democratic plan to raise taxes on the high-income households would hurt businesses and employment. His response did little to quell backlash from audience members.

It’s the same old song-and-dance; the GOP gives tax breaks to the rich telling the rest of America that it will help everyone and yet it never does.

Vote Blue.

Roland Mehrez Beainy, originally from Lebanon and owner of the recently opened Trump Burger restaurant in Houston is facing deportation after failing to leave the U.S. on time and being arrested by the ICEstapo.

I mean, come on! You vote for a guy that says he wants to deport “illegals” and then you open a burger place in his name and then you get deported?

Sorry, not sorry, as Judge Judy would say, “You picked him.”

To celebrate his 41st birthday, the GOP gave JD Vance’s waistline a digital nip and tuck as seen in a photo of Vance overlaid with the message:

“Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”

Vance’s left thumb seems to have thinned itself into oblivion, while the stars on the flag behind him—particularly around his head—look distorted and blurred. His right triceps seem almost to vanish, blending into a misshapen arm that doesn’t quite align with the rest of his physique.

And compared to the original image, which was taken on Inauguration Day as Vance arrived to take the oath of office at the Capitol, the space between his waist and right arm appears widened—possibly to make his torso look slimmer.

They left the mascara on though.

Funny, cuz it’s true.

You know what to do …

Bobservations

Some readers think I pick on Carlos a lot even though he loves being featured on the blog and has a fabulous sense of humor; he loves the attention. But now, I am beginning to wonder.

Every Sunday Carlos makes pancakes and last week, as he was serving them, he was setting my plate down on the table and tipped my café con leche into my lap.

Two days later, I was working in the office and he came back with a plastic container of gorgonzola to ask if it was bad. I took the container, opened the lid and knew instantly it wasn’t good. I handed him back the container but he knocked it back at me, throwing cheese all over my shirt.

I may have to rethink the Tales of Carlos stories.

Nah.

This Tuxedo Says is from February 4, 2020 …

But the real question is how much will it cost to change their name from GOP to PPP … Pedophile Protection Paty?

Let me get this queer … MAGAts want to save girls from trans athletes but not from wealthy sexual predators?

Got it.

I hate to play the conspiracy card but anyone who paved over a rose garden and wants a huge ballroom—though they have no balls—doesn’t plan on leaving the White House in three years and if that doesn’t scare you into The Resistance and into voting Blue I don’t know what will.

I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you"

I couldn't believe it ... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

If baking a cake for a same-sex wedding is endorsing homosexuality, then voting for a pedophile is endorsing pedophilia.

The Felon appeared on the roof of the White House yesterday so either he was thinking of jumping, but sadly didn’t follow through, or Melanie threw a snack up there and then locked the door.

More likely, he’s a demented traitorous moron.

Dean Cain, who played Superman in the 1990s series "Lois & Clark," revealed to fans … er fan … that he had enlisted as an officer in the Immigration and Customs Enforcement [ICE].

Well, to be fair, his acting career has basically been over since Superman was cancelled … and from the looks of the bloated face, maybe he meant his was asking for more ice in his vodka tonic?

Sergio Fernandez is a Latino older male model with salt-and-pepper hair and gorgeous baby blues so, Would You Hit It?

Ain't That America X

Another week down and the Midterms cannot come quickly enough … Faux Christians watching porn at work … Nazi Mace … White House Press Liar doesn’t pay her bills … Epstein …  GOP boosts White Nationalist to power … Another Republican paying for his mistress’ abortion … Another Felon supporter arrested for child porn … but some good news … the courts are stepping up and stopping the regime … Leon Skum causes another explosion … MAGAts cannot spell the name of the state they want to represent … and President Cankles, the most bloated gasbag on the planet, wants to reinstate the president’s fitness test … seriously …

Ryan Walters, Oklahoma’s State Superintendent of Public Instruction, was accused of watching porn on his work TV and claims it was a lie and a setup:

“We have got a gross accusation that has already been proven, by OMES [Office of Management and Services] and the sheriff’s office, to be impossible to have happened. There’s no devices connected to that cable TV.”

BUT … an OMES report says Walters’ claim about the TV’s streaming capabilities was a lie. The TV had cable access and was connected to an empty DVD player and connected to the state’s open WiFi network. A one-time passcode was required to access screen casting to the TV, limiting the number of people with casting ability to the device.

Good Christian MAGAt Walter’s is lying.

South Carolina GOP Representative, transphobic fool, and all-around liar, Nancy Mace, teased a run for South Carolina governor because the state has “gone woke” and says one of her  “favorite things to watch on YouTube these days are the court hearings where illegals are in court and ICE shows up to drag them out of court and deport them.”

Let me give one example of how “woke South Carolina is; we have the death penalty here and the governor has paved the way for death by firing squad.

I think lynching may be next.

The Felon’s White House press secretary, KKKaroline Leavitt  has a money problem that won’t go away. It seems her 2022 congressional campaign committee failed to pay off a penny of the $326,370.50 it owes across more than 100 creditors.

Leavitt, as you may know, loves to rant about “deadbeats” over their student loan payments and poor people who “expect government handouts” such as Medicaid and food stamps.

Every GOP accusation is an admission.

The FCC’s approval of CBS owner Paramount’s $8 billion merger with Skydance came with a condition to install a “bias monitor” to make sure the news company’s reporting meets standards demanded by The Felon.

Bye CBS.

The Felon now says he ended his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein and threw the now-disgraced financier out of his private club in Florida after Epstein betrayed him more than once by hiring people who had worked for him.

Every day the story changes because … He’s on the list.

Marco Rubio on the idea that he may run for the White in 2028 … hold for laughter … though may change his mind if JD Vance … hold for laughter … wants the job.

I know of no two other Republicans more disliked by their own party except for maybe Ted Cruz.

Hell let ‘em all run.

Senate Republicans voted this week to confirm Joe Kent, who buddied up with white nationalist Nick Fuentes, gives interviews to Nazi sympathizers, downplayed the extremism of the neofascist Proud Boys, and grouped the Black Lives Matter movement with “child trafficking rings and cartels,” saying they should all face “federal terrorism charges,” was named to lead the National Counterterrorism Center; every Republican but one, Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina, voted for him.

That’s the GOP … add a racist, terrorist, and far-right wingnut to a Counterterrorism office.

Texas GOP Congressman Giovanni Capriglione who rammed through a six-week abortion ban in his state has been exposed as having a 17-year long affair and paid for several abortions for his mistress. He has also recently resigned from office though claims the whole story is a lie.

Remember, every GOP accusation is a confession.

Texas GOP Senator, Rafael Cruz, taking time from his Greek vacation while Texas flooded, has actually claimed lied that, after the shooting in New York City, the Democrats are coming for your guns.

Except what Democrats, and most Americans, wants, is stronger gun laws, assault weapons off the streets and background checks.

What Ted Cruz wants is to stoke fear amongst his gun-toting base to stay in office so he can take another holiday while Texas floods, or burns, or blows away, or loses power or another elementary school gets shot up by a lunatic with an assault weapon..

Scott Soucek of Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin, a fervent Felon supporter who said he cast his 2024 vote to fight child trafficking, has been charged with 10 counts of possessing child pornography.

Soucek isn’t just a Felon supporter, he is also married to a leading GOP Party operative in the state.

Again, every GOP accusation is a confession and, once again, ever notice how all these pedophiles and child porn lovers are also Felon supporters?

Judge Jesse M. Furman of the Federal District Court for the Southern District of New York permanently barred The Felon’s administration from imposing penalties on two law professors over their involvement with the International Criminal Court, finding that the threat violated their First Amendment rights.

Smackdown.

It is being reported that Leon Skum’s America Party will likely never launch, but if it does, expect to explode in midair.

Along with France and Canada, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer has said Great Britain will recognize the state of Palestine in September unless the Israeli government takes substantive steps to end the “appalling situation” in Gaza, reaches a ceasefire, makes clear there will be no annexation in the West Bank, and commits to a long-term peace process that delivers a Two State Solution.

Stand up!

Stephen Flynn, the Scottish National Party MP for Aberdeen South, refused to meet with The Felon because, he says, he was busy washing his hair and had his own toddlers to looks after.

Hey world? Be like Stephen.

U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani in Boston has ruled Planned Parenthood clinics nationwide must continue to be reimbursed for Medicaid funding as the nation’s largest abortion provider fights The Felon’s administration over efforts to defund the organization in his signature Tax Scam for Billionaires.

Resist!

U.S. Wisconsin GOP Representative Bryan Steil was met with consistent boos during a town hall over his support for The Felon’s fascist policies.

His in-person town hall was the first for a Wisconsin Republican since House GOP leadership advised members to avoid the in-person event to avoid public protests.

In other words, hide from your constituents.

MAGAt Representative Mike Collins of Georgia has his work cut out for him as he enters the 2026 Republican Senate primary field and not just because his GOP challengers will include another MAGAt candidate and former college football coach Derek Dooley, who reportedly has Governor Brian Kemp’s support.

Meanwhile, Democrat Jon Ossoff is building massive momentum to take on whichever MAGAt steps up,

But the funny is that Collins stumbled right out of the gate with an early campaign video that misspelled the name of the state he’s running in:

This is one time I can’t actually blame him … apparently The Felon appeared to doze off again in public this week when “Dr.” Mehmet Oz spoke of a new health-tracking system at the White House.

Perhaps DonOLD needs a new heath tracking system?

Make it make sense … President Cankles has signed an executive order reinstating the national fitness assessment implemented in public schools from 1956 until 2013. And the role of administering the test will fall to HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

So, the unhealthiest human on the planet wants a fitness test for public school students and wants the drug addict and brain worm infected moron who took a swim in sewage to administer it?

Keep calm and …