I Didn't Say It ...

Alan Dershowitz, law “professor” and member of _____’s impeachment defense team, speaking of _____ and of The Clinton Foundation in 2016:

“When you compare that to what _____ has done with _____ University, with so many other things, I think there’s no comparison between who has engaged in more corruption and who is more likely to continue that if elected President of the United States. So I think what we’re doing is we’re comparing, we’re saying, look, neither candidate is anywhere close to perfect, let’s vote for the less bad candidate.”

And yet in 2020 Dershowitz is saying the opposite.

Why? Coins and media coverage. That’s what Dershowitz craves. Coins and media coverage.

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Bowen Yang, SNL cast member, on being a survivor of gay conversion therapy and his relationship with his parents today:

“The first few sessions were talk therapy, which I liked, and then it veers off into this place of, ‘Let’s go through a sensory description of how you were feeling when you’ve been attracted to men.’ And then the counselor would go through the circular reasoning thing of, ‘Well, weren’t you feeling uncomfortable a little bit when you saw that boy you liked?’ And I was like, ‘Not really.’ He goes, ‘How did your chest feel?’ And I was like, ‘Maybe I was slouching a little bit.’ And he goes, ‘See? That all stems from shame.’ It was just crazy. Explain the gay away with pseudoscience. I had this second coming out [to my parents] while I was in college and went through this whole flare-up again with them, where they couldn’t accept it. And then eventually, I just got to this place of standing firm and being like, ‘This is sort of a fixed point, you guys. I can’t really do anything about this. So either you meet me here or you don’t meet me.’”

It pains me to see parents put their children through this therapy torture rather than just loving them and understanding them and accepting them.

It’s the parents who need therapy, not the LGBTQ+ kids.

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Ron Reagan, son of President Ronald Reagan, on what his father would think of _____:

“My father would—although he might not use words like this because he was a fairly genteel person—my father would pinch _____’s empty head off and shit down his flabby neck. My father would have been ashamed of this Republican Party. He would have been embarrassed and ashamed that a president of the United States was as incompetent and traitorous as the man occupying the White House now. He’s a disgrace to the office of the presidency.”

He’s not the only one embarrassed by the GOP; they’ll be embarrassed themselves when the populace turns on them; embarrassed they aided and abetted a traitor.

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Robert De Niro, accepting the Lifetime Achievement Award at the 2020 SAG Awards:

"I can imagine some of you saying, 'Alright, OK, stay out of politics,' but we're in such a dire situation, so deeply concerning to me and to so many others, I have to say something. And I thought I said it pretty well to Variety the other day, so I'm going to quote myself. There's right and there's wrong, and there's common sense, and there's abuse of power, and as a citizen I have as much right as anybody, an actor, an athlete, a musician, or anybody else to voice my opinion."

Citizens have the right to speak up, and if your job, your position, affords you a larger stage from which to speak, so be it.

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Pink, singer, in a letter to herself about aging:

“Dear Me, you’re getting older. I see lines. Especially when you smile. Your nose is getting bigger. You look(and feel) weird as you get used to this new reality. But your nose looks like your kids, and your face wrinkles where you laugh. And yeah you idiot … [you] smoked … Continued note to self: Every once in a while you consider altering your face, and then you watch a show where you want to see what the person is feeling … and their face doesn’t move. I’m cannot get behind it. I just can’t. I want my children to know what I look like when I’m angry. I’m fortunate because I’ve never really depended on my looks. I’ve decided that my talent and my individuality is far more important than my face. So get on board cause I am about to AGE THE OL FASHIONED WAY (in a tutu ruling shit at 30 mph 100 ft in the air over 40) yasssssssss!”

That’s a message a lot of people, women and med, need to hear.

Pink rocks.

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I Didn't Say It ....

Ron Reagan, Ronald Reagan’s son, on _____’s unhinged 2+ hour rant at CPAC:

“His whole ID was on display there….his rage at Jeff Sessions, his contempt for the press and the media, his obsession with, yes, crowd size and things like that [and] of course, his fear of Robert Mueller and the ‘bullsh*t’ investigation. [But] imagine if Barack Obama declared a national emergency for anything basically—[Republicans would] have been going out of their minds! But look, they know what Donald _____ is just the way we know what Donald _____ is….but they have decided they don’t care. It’s—you know, it’s well past time now for us to be kind of marveling at whatever new atrocity _____ comes up with here. We know what he is and we know he poses a danger to the nation; so do most members of the Republican Party, but they have decided to do nothing about it…they have decided they don’t want to defend their country against this individual. And when _____ goes down, those people, they’re going with him.”

And to that, I say, “Good.”

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Ivanka _____, speaking at the annual Gridiron Dinner, which features roasts of DC figures and political comedy skits:

“The press seems to think it’s ironic that I, born of great privilege, think people want to work for what they are given. As if being Donald Trump’s daughter isn’t the hardest job in the world.”

I cannot believe that this rich c*nt, who never worked for anything because it was handed to her—education, jobs—thinks she speaks for people who live paycheck-to-paycheck, and couldn’t survive on one income.

I used to hope that it would be Junior who gets indicted first, but now I live for seeing this self-entitled, narcissistic, illiterate bitch in chains.

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Adam Schiff, House Intelligence Committee chairman, on Face The Nation:

“I think there is direct evidence in the emails from the Russians through their intermediary offering dirt on Hillary Clinton as part of what is described in writing as the Russian government effort to help elect Donald _____. They offer that dirt. There is an acceptance of that offer in writing form the president’s son, Don Jr., and there is overt acts and furtherance of that. That to me is direct evidence. But there’s also abundant circumstantial evidence.”

Oh, and let’s hope it means impeachment, though I doubt that because the GOP is too busy goose-stepping behind the traitor.

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Candace Owens, director of communications for Turning Point USA, a right wing, nonprofit organization, saying racism in this country is over because:

 “Stop selling us our own oppression. Stop taking away our self-confidence by telling us that we can’t because of racism, because of slavery. I've never been a slave in this country.”

I can’t with this one. The stupidity and ignorance is astounding. I mean, the idea that black people have been treated equally and fairly and respectfully since slavery ended is absurd.

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Hillary Clinton, the winner of the popular vote in 2016, announcing she won’t run again in 2020:

“I’m not running, but I’m going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe. I want to be sure that people understand I’m going to keep speaking out. I’m not going anywhere. What’s at stake in our country, the kind of things that are happening right now are deeply troubling to me. And I’m also thinking hard about how do we start talking and listening to each other again? We’ve just gotten so polarized. We’ve gotten into really opposing camps unlike anything I’ve ever seen in my adult life.”

I like her; I was with her. But I’m glad she’s not running again because I don’t need more GOP faux histrionics about emails and Benghazi to deflect from the racist, criminal, traitor in the White House. So, speak up, HRC. We’re listening.

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Anna Wintour, Vogue editor-in-chief , on the importance of dressing appropriately for a job interview:

“I think what everybody should remember, whether they’re interviewing at Vogue or indeed anywhere, that we’re not hiring your wardrobe. Your wardrobe is not going to be doing the job for you, it’s who you are. I’ll always remember a young man who came in in a dress and a handbag, and I gave him the job on the spot. You have to dress for yourself. It’s the same for any job you might be going for. I think it doesn’t do yourself a service to fake it.”

Now you know, fellas, rock a dress and a handbag if you wanna work with Wintour.

I just need to find the right pumps …..

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