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In the grand scheme of things, this really is just a pittance, but still … the divorce settlement between Robert De Niro and Grace Hightower is messy because she wants $250 million. I call that a pittance after Mackenzie Bezos nabbed $37 billion.
De Niro and Hightower, who split last year after 20 years together, are fighting over money; this really isn’t a surprise because it was just a couple of years ago that De Niro publicly whined about doing sh*tty movies because Hightower was spending so many coins. And so now, even though there is a prenup giving Grace far less, the bickering couple and their lawyers are trying to hash a settlement where she wants $250 million of his $500 million and he says, What the f**k?
Hightower has filed six subpoenas for De Niro’s financial records to prove he’s got the money, and that half should be hers except that when the couple remarried in 2004—they first married in 1997 and divorced in 1999—she signed a rigid prenup that limited her to a $6 million apartment, $500,000 in cash, and $1 million a year in alimony.
DeNiro’s lawyers are also, What the f**k, Grace, that is your signature on the prenup right?
I mean, yes, they were married a while, but she signed the deal, and she’s getting an NYC apartment, 500K in fast cash, and a million a year for life.
Take a seat, Grace, you made your prenup, and never bothered to upgrade so …
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Showing posts with label Sasha Baron Cohen. Show all posts
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Saturday, June 08, 2019
I Ain't One To Gossip But ...
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Stuff
That whole surprise at the MTV Movie Awards when Sasha Baron Cohen, as Bruno, appeared from the heavens and dropped down face first into Eminem's lap, his shiny, perfectly made up ass in Eminem's face?
It wasn't real.
And I hate that they played it like it was real.
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Jon & Kate?
Go away, and become parents to your children instead of bitter reality TV stars.
It's called Life.
Get one.
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Perez Hilton calling Adam Lambert Lamebert because he won't talk about the gay thing.
Why is it up to Perez Hilton to discuss anyone's sexual orientation? And why, when they won't discuss it, does he resort to name-calling and drawing penises on pictures.
Seriously, Perez, grow up or shut up.
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The Daniel Craig Popsicle.
Huh? What? Huh?
I mean, I wouldn't mind giving the real thing a lick, but, a topless mold of Daniel Craig being turned into a suckable treat?
What would everyone be saying if they'd done that to a woman?
Uh huh. Double standards.
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Lindsay Lohan.
Paris Hilton.
That's all.
It wasn't real.
And I hate that they played it like it was real.
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Jon & Kate?
Go away, and become parents to your children instead of bitter reality TV stars.
It's called Life.
Get one.
________________________________
Perez Hilton calling Adam Lambert Lamebert because he won't talk about the gay thing.
Why is it up to Perez Hilton to discuss anyone's sexual orientation? And why, when they won't discuss it, does he resort to name-calling and drawing penises on pictures.
Seriously, Perez, grow up or shut up.
________________________________
The Daniel Craig Popsicle.
Huh? What? Huh?
I mean, I wouldn't mind giving the real thing a lick, but, a topless mold of Daniel Craig being turned into a suckable treat?
What would everyone be saying if they'd done that to a woman?
Uh huh. Double standards.
_______________________________
Lindsay Lohan.
Paris Hilton.
That's all.
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