Saturday, September 25, 2021

I Ain't One To Gossip But ... And It's JLo-Themed

Clearly the JLo pandemic is running rampant in Hollywood because Katharine McPhee has come down with The Thirsts. This past week McPhee took to her Instagram Story to share her husband David Foster’s reaction to a here-to-fore private photo she sent him:

Gosh, I long for the days when thirsty celebrities didn’t post underwear pictures they sent to their spouses in an effort to try and make everyone believe their marriage is all sexy and lovey and perfect and shiz. Cuz, in case anyone forgot, David Foster is on his fifth marriage; he was married to BJ Cook from 1972 to 1981; the next year, 1982, he married Rebecca Dyer, and divorced her in 1986, after which he stayed single for five years until marrying Linda Thompson in 1991 and lasting until 2005; he married Yolanda Hadid in 2011 and divorced her in 2017, at which time he began dating Katharine, and married her in 2019. David’s longest marriage lasted just 14 years, while his shortest lasted six.

Tick tock, Katherine.

PS Of note is that Katharine McPhee was born in 1984, right in the middle of David Foster’s second marriage.

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When you’re Gerard Butler, who was hot for a hot minute ten years ago, what else have you got to do but beef? See, during an interview to promote his new movie Copshop, the interviewer brought up how Gerard’s 2009 movie Gamer has been compared to Ryan Reynolds’ new movie Free Guy. Butler went all Mariah Carey “I don’t know her” on the interviewer and said he hasn’t heard of Reynold’s new film because he doesn’t watch Ryan Reynolds movies.

Reynolds saw that and raised the ante with this:

“Can you believe Gerard Butler doesn’t know what Free Guy is? Also, can you believe that the challenges to democracy have never been greater and that Blake and I will match your contributions to the @aclu_nationwide and @naacp_ldf?”

Free Guy over Gamer.


Third time’s the charm they say, and HGTV’s answer to Jennifer Lopez, Christina Haack, formerly known as Christina El Moussa and then as Christina Anstead, is trying to prove that to be true. It appears that the twice-divorced “Flip or Flop” star is engaged, again, to boyfriend Joshua Hall just three months after finalizing her divorce from the oddly named Ant Antstead.

Haack was previously married to her “Flip or Flop” co-star Tarek El Moussa from 2009 to 2018 when she divorced him and married Anstead until 2021, when she found herself engaged again.

If she wants to be JLo can we call her CHa …. Hahahahahahahahaha.

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Poor Erika Jayne. No, I literally mean poor Erika Jayne. It has been revealed that she ALLEGEDLY spent some $25 million that her husband Tom Girardi deposited into the bank account of her LLC and she had no idea it was there until it came time to spend it.

But those coins are all gone and this week Jayne was spotted at TJ Maxx looking sad and poor. Good.

Oh, and she lied again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when she told a story about Tom’s house being broken into, and how he confronted the burglar, and was then taken to the hospital, and she sent her son to check on him because she couldn’t go and then her son rolled his car on a snowy road coming home from the hospital.

Rolling cars is a thing in her family because she also claims Tom rolled his car off a cliff six years ago.

But here’s the lie … in January, authorities confirmed that officers responded to an ALLEGED forced entry through a broken window at Tom’s home but there was no report of Tom confronting said burglar.

Maybe it was Erika trying to clean out one of the safes?

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Oh, JLo, my heart bleeds for you.

In between parading current fiancé Ben Affleck around the world for photo shoots and make-out sessions, Jennifer Lopez announced that she feels like an “outsider” in Hollywood. In fact, even though she’s such an outsider she has, according to her IMdb page, some six projects lined up, JLo took part in Sephora’s “We Belong” campaign to talk about being an outside in Tinsel Town because … wait for it … she felt snubbed by the Academy for not getting a Best Supporting Actress Oscar last year. In fact, she even whined to Oprah about it:

“I felt like I let everyone down a little bit. I was sad. I was a little sad because there was a lot of buildup to it. There were so many articles, I got so many good notices — more than ever in my career and there was a lot of: ‘She’s going to get nominated for an Oscar, it’s going to happen; if it doesn’t you’re crazy.’ I’m reading all the articles going: ‘Oh my God, could this happen?’ And then it didn’t and I was like: ‘Ouch.’ It was a little bit of a letdown.”

Snubbed for a trophy and she feels like an outsider? I have an idea, JLo, get out of Hollywood, and then you might really feel like an outsider.



Blobby said...

Well for Erkia - the TJMaxx thing, I would bet this is nothing more than a ploy to the lawyers, of "oh poor me", when you know she probably isn't. And you forgot the best part of the son rolling his car in the LOS ANGELES.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Why is couple #1 tweeting to one another? Can't he get it up unless his private life is so very public? Gross. The same goes for most of the rest of them - they are so lacking in self-worth that they have to try and gain some from what other people say about them? Now that I call SAD!

Dave R said...

I find the tiff between Butler and Reynolds rather amusing, i do not doubt for a hot second that they will soon be co-staring in an action / comedy movie about gaming in old Sparta.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

They all need to get a real life!

uptonking said...

She's sort of the Rita Hayworth of her generation... and still lovely. Yes... publicity minded and all that - and not much of a singer or actress, really... but she's a face and she sells it. Good for her. I used to be down on her during her Jenny From The Block phase and subsequent nonsense... but she's just running a business.

Erika... poor thing. Her hair needs a blow out. Well. A little reality for her might be just the ticket. I still love her music. Yes, it's terrible, but I still love it.

I dislike that whole HGTV thing. It's all about want and excess and neediness... big houses always.. ick. If they taught us how to be happy where we are and how to do with less? Then I would care. This woman sounds like a train wreck.

Butler and Ryan. I care not. Don't know much about either, though I have seen their work. They are actors.. so... yes... terrible, terrible people.

Katherine... well, it's nice to see she's not anorexic anymore. She's no different than the rest of America... posting pics of their bodies and lifestyles. Hard to criticize her when everybody else is doing it, too. As for their relationship... I can't judge. Takes all kinds of love.

Thanks for the dirt. Kizzes.

krayolakris said...

They’re all hilarious. I feel sorry for their kids.

Deedles said...

I like Ryan Reynolds. He seems to have a wonderful sense of humor.
Not touching JLo or anyone else here!

the dogs' mother said...

Another Saturday full of
xoxo :-)

Bob said...

To be fair, Erika did say her son lived "out" of the city ... still.

It's that thirst for people to comment on parts of your lives that are none of their business, but you're desperate to be noticed.

I like Reynolds, but Butler? Yeah, he's kina third tier at this point.

Sadly, I think for them, this is real life.

Jell-o, as Carlos calls her, wouldn't be fit to carry Rita's shoes.
Erika, the bigger they think they are, the harder they fall.
That HGTV Jell-o is a train wreck.
I'll take Reynolds over Butler films any day.
As for McPhee it's just the thirstiness of it all. That and having her 35-years-old husband drooling over her.

Therapy in the future.

I like him, too, and I like that he didn't take Butler's bait.

It's like it's new every week!

Janie Junebug said...

I have no idea what Jennifer Lopez was in that she thinks deserved an Academy Award and I'm not at all bothered by missing it. Maybe Katherine married David hoping she'll be the widow.