I Didn't Say It........A Day Later

Chuck Woolery, hasbeen game show host--and doesn't that say it all--on the idea that we don't need civil rights:
"Majority rules. We were born with natural rights. We don't need civil rights. [African-Americans] don't need civil rights. They don't need them. They have inalienable rights granted by God in the Constitution. I mean, I'm discriminated against all the time. I don't care. It doesn't bother me. [I'm discriminated against] because I'm old. I'm too old to get a job as a game show host. They say, well, the guy's 71 and in five years he'll be 76. And I’m a one per center, and I'm absolutely discriminated against as a one per center."

Um, Chuck, you dipwad. The Constitution didn't protect African-Americans. They were thought of, literally, as less than a man.
Gay folks, likewise, are thought of as less than.
And you're not discriminated against in the "game show host" profession because you're old, it's because you're a right-winging, goosestepping douchenozzle.
I think.

Andrew Sullivan, on contraception and the Catholic church:
"I'm sorry but I find the protectors of child rapists preaching to women about contraception to be a moral obscenity. When all the implicated bishops and the Pope resign, their replacements will have standing to preach."

Seriously, he's right.
When rapists and their allies sit in judgement of anyone, and use their bullying pulpits to preach, it's a sad commentary on our times.
Arrest them all, and start from scratch, Then maybe we'd have a Catholic Church we can trust with children.

Daniel Radcliffe, on if he's ever considered that he might be gay:
"No. I can quite happily say someone is handsome, good-looking, and I can see why someone would want to f**k them, but I've never felt that way about a man myself. There is that moment in your late teens when you ask yourself the question, 'Am I?' but I wasn't...Well, this year I have a talent crush on Ryan Gosling. I think he's fantastic and....you know he'd be nice afterwards. He seems smart. If I was gay, I would go for a smart man."

I'm so with you, DanRad.
On Gosling and going for smart men.

Bryan Fischer, American Family Association spokesbigot, on JCPenney and Ellen turning women into lesbians:
"Will America’s young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it? Too any objective observer, the answer must be yes. Is this a good thing? To any objective observer, the answer must be no. Research has indicated that lesbians suffer from increased levels of depression, suicidal ideation, substance abuse, breast cancer and vaginal diseases compared to heterosexual women. Thus what JCPenney has done, by increasing, even if ever so slightly, the chances that young women will experiment with this behavior will turn out to be a tragic thing for some. JCPenney will have to share some culpability for that."

How can anyone listen to what people like Fischer say and not burst out laughing.
He seriously people women will become lesbian because Ellen is shilling for JC Penney.
And, when all these women suddenly turn gay for the JCP, they will end up depressed and suicidal.
Seriously? What a delusional fuck.

Randy Thomasson, Save California head bigot, endorsing Newt "Chucky" Gingrich's promise to arrest federal judges that don't rule to his liking:
"Judicial activists like Stephen Reinhardt and Michael Daly Hawkins need to be reined in like Newt Gingrich has been saying about judicial activists. Marriage is not in the United States Constitution, so this case should never have gone to federal court. Now it will be appealed to the nation's high court, with Anthony Kennedy being the deciding vote. Fortunately, in past rulings favoring homosexuality, Kennedy has written against redefining marriage, making it likely that he will affirm California's right to reserve marriage licenses for a man and a woman."

What's funny, or scary, is that people like homophobe, bigot, asshat, fuckmonkey wingnuts like Thomasson, think that any judge who disagrees with them is an activist, legislating from the bench.
And they want to install their own brand of activist judges.
Pot.Kettle.STFU.

Ken Hutcherson, "pastor", on how God will kill The Gays and America because of The Gays:
"Do I think God brings judgment on a society that encourages homosexuality? I do. And since I am a pastor and God has commanded me to love everyone, I will do what it takes to love them. That does not mean I will accept that they stay the way they are. Unrepentant sin destroys you and will kill you. So if I believe the word of God, that He will bring judgment on a people, then I would be a very bad shepherd not to warn those people."

Um, "pastor"--and I use the term pastor loosely--if God was going to strike down civilization because of The Gays she would have done so at so many other times throughout history.
And, why just America? Does "your"god only hate America and not any other place on the globe that has realized equality is the way to go.
You need to sit down pastor, your ignorance is showing.

Mitt Romney, pandering, mindless, flip-flopping fuck, promising to defend DOMA and amend the Constitution to ban same-sex marriage:
"I fought to have a stay on that decision, then pushed for a marriage amendment to our Constitution. We lost by only one vote in the legislature. And I successfully prohibited out- of-state couples from coming to our state to get married and then going home. On my watch, we fought hard and prevented Massachusetts from becoming the Las Vegas of gay marriage."

Oh, Mittsy. What was it. the losses to Frothy that have sent you scurrying to the dark side?
I mean, all through your campaign you've quietly talked about your belief in traditional marriage, but when it looks like Rick Santorum is besting you, you sudden;y flop over to the Evangelical crazy side of the GOP.
Anything to get the nomination, eh, Mittsy?
Pandering fuck.

Cal Thomas, conservative columnist and FOX pundit, on Rachel Maddow debunking the right-wing argument on contraception: 
"I’m glad that you played the Rachel Maddow clip because I think she is the best argument in favor of her parents using contraception. I would be all for that. And all of the rest of the crowd at MSNBC, too, for that matter."

How clever. Cal.
How FauxNews like, Cal.
Ignore the topic and make a personal, stupid attack on your opposition.

Chris Christie, on the NJ legislature vote on marriage equality:
"They’re gonna be nowhere near the votes to override in either chamber. And so hopefully we can move on from this issue. If they pass it on Thursday and send it to my desk, believe me I will take very swift action on the bill and then we can move on to the things the people of New Jersey say are most important to them, which is creating jobs, lowering taxes and continuing the New Jersey comeback and not the last month that we spent, which really is an act of theater on their part because they know it’s not going to happen."

You're fa.....sorry Froggy.....full of yourself.
And stupid.
And think far too much of yourself, and far too little of the NJ legislature and the people of New Jersey.
Have a donut seat and shut up, Chris.

Armistead Maupin, on the GOP candidates for president and their homophobia:
"I’m outraged that there are currently major candidates for President of the United States who are using homophobia to rally their base. I’m pissed off at my Republican family back in North Carolina, several of whom came to my wedding, but who went right back and are voting for homophobes and acting like it doesn’t matter. It does matter and it’s time for the queers in this country to start saying so to their families. I think we’ve all cut them too much slack for far too long."

Just say 'No' to all of them.
The politicians, the friends, the family members, who would see to deny the LGBT community equality.
It's time to stand up and Just say, 'Enough.'

I Didn't Say It....

Jon Hamm, on fame:
"Absolutely, I don't know how the Twilight kids or Miley Cyrus or whoever handle it. You fuck up, make one bad decision, and people in Thailand Twitter about it. . . I'm old, I'm boring. I usually just duck the paparazzi. It's literally someone waiting for you to pick your nose or scratch yourself. I'm sorry, I scratched my balls—who doesn't do that? You're really going to run that story? What the f*ck?! Everyone has picked their nose at one point in their life too."

Um, Jon, if you wanna duck the paparazzi, well, you can come stay in my house, And if you need someone to scratch your.....
Too much?
Jon?
Jonny?

Coral Ridge Ministries' Robert Knight, on the repeal of DADT:
"Outrageous. Unbelievable. Our armed forces are fighting the enemy overseas while this lunatic judge behind our own lines decides to throw a hand grenade right into our own barracks. The arrogance of this judge is stunning. She has decided she is smarter than God, more than 1,163 retired generals and admirals who support the military's policy, the hundreds of congressmen and senators who voted for the law in 1993 and generations of military leaders who believed that morality affects discipline and that homosexual conduct undermines military preparedness."

Um Fucktard? May I call you Fucktard?
God has nothing to do with DADT. In fact, I would imagine she is sitting up in Heaven wondering why Fucktards like you are being homophobic bigoted intolerant hate-spewing fucktards and saying you're doing it in her name.
She ain't happy.

Snooki, on the harsh ruling the judge gave her for being a rude obnoxious Lindsay Lohan wannabe:
"I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don't do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard. I'm just really happy that it's over and that the criminal charge was dismissed because that was just insane I was really nervous about it."

Oh, Snooks, maybe you aren't a Lohan just yet, but you are on the way to be a self-involved, little criminal who thinks you are above the law.
And, probably before that happens, your fifteen minutes will be up.
So, it's kind of a win-win.
For us.

James Franco, on not being gay and not being a pot head:
“Sure, I’d tell you if I was. I guess the reason I wouldn’t is because I’d be worried that it would hurt my career. I suppose that’s the reason one wouldn’t do that, right? But no, that wouldn’t be something that would deter me. I’m going to do projects that I want to do. Everyone thinks I’m a stoner, and some people think I’m gay because I’ve played these gay roles. That’s what people think, but it’s not true. I don’t smoke pot. I’m not gay…In this history of cinema, there are so many heterosexual love stories. It’s so hammered, so done. It’s just not that interesting to me. It’s more interesting to me to play roles and relationships that haven’t been portrayed as often.”

That's why it's called acting, people.
Or, do you think Anthony Hopkins really skins people alive, or that Leonardo DiCaprio can enter your dreams.
Please. Tell me you don't believe that.

Tim Gunn is on why he's still not out to his mother:
"I approach it this way, and please don’t think a huge of amount of discomfort didn’t permeate every molecule of my being as I was contemplating this whole thing. But I asked myself, ‘What do I gain from this and what does she gain?’ I certainly never talked about being interested in women or men with her."

Um, Tim?
Love you.
Love everything about you.
Thinking of being you for Halloween.
But, yeah, I think she knows.

National Stonewall Democrats executive director Michael Mitchell, on Charlie Crist's sudden support of the LGBT community:
"Charlie Crist is the worst kind of politician. When it was clear to him and everyone that there was no way he could win the Republican Primary - he became an Independent and thus left long held positions in order to save his political future. Once again, he is attempting to use the lives of LGBT people as pawns in his game to win votes at any cost."

Charlie Crist chooses the flip-flop method of campaigning.
Flip from Republican to Independent.
Flop from anti-gay to suddenly sympathetic.

Anthony Kiedis, on why Red Hot Chili Pepper's music won't ever be on Glee:
“I’ve seen a picture of the Glee thing, but I don’t know what it is really. Generally speaking, that doesn’t excite me. Nothing against Glee or any of those American Idol type shows, but you know … music that is near and dear to our hearts and the people we wrote it for and play it for, it doesn’t make sense to be seen in a television format. It seems emotionally displaced.”

Sounds like someone is actually playing a little game I like to call Reverse Psychology.
Yeah, keep saying how much you don't wanna be on Glee or Idol, and then we'll see what happens when they ask you.

Eugene Delgaudio, from the Public Advocate of the United States, on what will happen if "The Gays" are allowed to serve openly in the military:

"In addition to the influx of homosexuals serving openly in the military, the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell will bring dire consequences for our soldiers. Soldiers share very close quarters and are under a great deal of stress while serving on the front line. The sudden change in military structure would add distractions from worrying about accidentally contracting AIDs by sharing showers and quarters to unwanted sexual advances and flamboyant displays of homosexual 'pride.' Would you be able to perform your job if you were constantly having to worry about contracting a deadly disease? It’s vital our soldiers are given every advantage possible, not given something to worry about."

Look, you moronic fool, read a book every once in a while, and not one of your bigoted homophobic fairytales.

You cannot get AIDS by sharing a shower. Asshat.

You cannot get AIDS by sharing quarters. Wingnut.

But, apparently, stupid is a disease you seem to be spreading. Fucktard.

Columnist Cal Thomas, on making Islam illegal:
"We are doing a poor job of fighting the terrorists at home if we continue to allow Muslim immigrants, especially from Pakistan, Somalia and Yemen, into America. We won't win this war if we permit the uncontrolled construction of mosques, as well as Islamic schools, some of which already have sown the seeds from which future terrorists will be cultivated. We won't win this war if we continue to permit the large-scale conversion to Islam of prison inmates, many of whom become radicalized and upon release enlist in al-Qaida's army. We must purge the evil from among us, or else."

Why is it that the people who call themselves religious are the ones who are the most intolerant of Islam? You'd think they'd be happy that people are turning to god, or gods, or a god, yet they work toward stopping the building of mosques and community centers, and now want an entire religion deemed illegal.
So much for being Christ-like.